1. "Don't look a gifted horse in the eye" -Isuck
2. "Donkey Dick! Donkey Dick!" -Kezin Kezin
3. "How's yer melon smellin'" -Butt Sowers
4. "Sowers is sooooo cool." -Teenie
5. "I'm 87 and I've never seen a winter this mild. I think it's that damn El
Camino." -Arman
6. "OK, so I'll be frank. You got your dick..." -The big red genius
7. "Bark Bark Doggie!" -Tyler
8. "Bickson-Summerford, oh yeah people, THEY'RE INTERCHANGEABLE!" -Tommy Rythym
9. "Shut up, Keith!" -Ben
10. "GET OUT!"-Michael
11. "go jump in a lake " -Big John Malazia
12. "we'll skate your wood" -tiny Whopper
13. "i'm not racist i just hate all people that arent white"-tyler(the k-team thinks in no way this is really funny.It just represents the narrowmindedness of the people in Emporium)
14. "i'm not a homophobe ,I just hate people that aren't hetrosexual "-tyler(the same applies as for the last quote )
15. "I can't breathe!!"-tyler(running)
16. "Yep, yep, going to Niagara Falls to get hookers" -Kevin Brooks
17. "I hate customers!" -Kevin Brooks
18. "You're goofy!" -Old Joe Dezack (to Kevin)
19. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." -Mark D.
20. "My finger sucks, give me yours!" -Freakin Saul
21. "Get out of the car and rape me." -Turkey(he mumbled this when him and Mark D. were walking and a car with a good looking girl in it pulled up to the curb near them)
People think that Keith's head is really really big.
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