Skye looked up hopelessly, waiting, praying, begging for a new plan to come into his mind. Then an idea or a lightbulb hit his head (he was drunk at the time). He looked around searching for a place to put a hamster. Then he realized he couldn't find a place and he didn't have a hamster. That put a damper on the situation. Then Skye started to sing the lullabye his mom used to sing to him, softly, "We're all stars now in the dope show." Then he started to get more into the music singing loudly, "A lot of pretty, pretty ones that want to get you high." By thirty seconds into the song, he was stripping freely (you wouldn't guess this was part of the plan, would ya?). All of the aliens turned to him looking at him strangely. He walked over, continuing to sing, and taking Ashley out of the tube, and after he safely put her away the aliens were hypnotised by the song and chanting the chorus. Brian was doing a strange little dance in the chamber and I think he must have drunked a little too much Big Bob's Special Sauce/Alchoholic Beverage. After Skye got Brian out, the aliens came out of the trance and the group got split up. All the aliens were looking feverishly for them, and all of our good guys were hiding in carefully chosen places.
Who hasn't been a main character yet? Let's use Brian again, I like him. Okay, Brian sat in the milkshake machine. He knew that Ashley was hiding in the slushi machine. He liked her, she was cute, he thought she liked him too, if only Samantha could see him then. He watched the aliens search all the stupid places. The trick doorway, the dark alley that lead into the police station, and the manaquin center, "No matter how high a race, everyone besides humans cannot match our intellegence. Except for that Albert Einstein dude, he was a total nut. E=MC2 , No, Combo #6= McNuggets, Fries, and a drink, any idiot knows that." He noticed he was in the strawberry machine and was happy to eat the access around him. He felt the machine shake and an alien said, "Maybe one of them's in here." The other made a "Duh"-like sound and then said, "They may be stupid, but no one's that dumb." Brian chuckled to himself, "Stupid aliens. Not in here. We're too stupid. Hehe. HEY!!" He stopped chuckling and crossed his arms over his chest. The didn't like those aliens
Let's head over to Ashley. Ashley was in the slushi machine, enjoying her share of Ruddie Tuddie Fresh and Frutie slushi when she remembered Brian was in the milkshake machine next to her. The thought made her sick....somebody was in the milkshake machine *yuck*. Brian didn't look too bad, but his personality wasn't to die for. Anyhow his Mulder one was much less stuck up. She waited slowly and still quietly sobbed about her Noah loss. "Idiot," she thought, "Idiot. Throwing Noah out like that. Then hiding in a milkshake machine. See a slushi machine was much nicer, it feels, it feels, it feels, like you're sitting in a slushi machine." She looked in the general direction of Skye's BBQ steamer (sort of shaped like the slushi and milkshake machines) and wondered what he was thinking. Maybe about Pokemon, he had a wierd attraction to that cartoon. Don't ask why. An alien broke her thoughts when he reached down to scoop up some slushi, and Ashley moved quickly out of the way. Close call.
Guess who's next? Yep, Skye in the BBQ steamer. He loved it, it was the thrill of second hand smoke all over again, and kept him campfire warm. After a little while he grew bored of the high and got to thinking. "You know that guy on that show, with that other guy, that comes on the channel at that time is kinda cute," he had to face the facts. He wasn't gay. He had always hoped that he was. He thought that leather looked good on him. He was doomed to like Pamela Anderson forever, and that was bad. In his mind, Ashley and Mulder should get together. They were cute together. But, alas, Ashley hated Mulder and Brian, and Mulder was really Brian and acted differently than real Brian. "It was doomed when it started. If it started. When it didn't start" he said to himself silently. The aliens were growing in number, he mused, and he wondered what was going to happen.
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