Brian was shocked when a hand was placed on his shoulder. He looked up in horror at the blond messed up hair, it was.......SKYE! "Dude, what're you doing here?" Ashley asked still into the Diagnosis Murder show. "What'd you do with my car," Skye asked curtly. "I had a, uh, profitable business transition in there." Brian cackled, "You mean, po-". Skye quickly interrupted, "Shh, the police might hear ya."
Ashley leaned over to Brian, "He was on America's Most Wanted once, it was on the same show as Uncle Ted, but Skye's was a goof. He's still a little weary." "Oh," Brian looked over and walked to the door. "It's this way, but hey, we're running away from aliens, wanna come?" Skye nodded in great approval, "Yeah, that'd be awesome! Let's get going." Ashley moaned longingly as she looked at the pillow and realized she'd be driving, Brian was crazy, and Skye's license had been taken away when he made a slight error of judgment and shot a policeman who was following him because his left turn signal was out. They went out to the car, and Ashley sat while Skye and Brian figured who would ride shotgun.
After figuring that they'd switch every 200 miles, Skye got the front seat. He leaned over and turned on the radio, "Fuel" by Metalica came up. "Naw, I hate that song, flip the radio station, "Brian said still a little sad about sitting in the back. Skye flipped the radio station and "My Heart Will Go On" came up. This time it was Ashley who had the problem with it, "Man! That song is getting WAAAYY to old, flip it." Skye sighed and flipped it again, and "Quit Playin' Games" came up. Brian screamed like a woman, and said, "AHHH, it's the aliens! They've cloned me!!!" Skye, even being slightly, uh, out-of-it knew that he was wrong, "They recorded your voice earlier Brian." Brian cleared his throat, "It's Fox, or Mulder whichever you prefer." Skye looked in vain at Ashley who was just feeling great because this was not involving her.
Shortly later when they reached New York Brian brought up a good point, "What're we going to do." Skye took the wheel and Ashley yelled at him. They didn't know where Skye was driving them but they assumed a, uh, not-so-nice place. To pass the time Brian and Ashley sang "99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall".
On 37 Bottles Skye stopped the car. To Ashley's surprise they were on a beautiful cliff in what Ashley assumed to be upstate New York. Ashley went over and saw that the cliff had water surrounding it. She was astonished that he knew about this place. Brian was climbing the trees having a good old time and Skye was leaning against the car. By the time Brian was playing hopscotch on the road Skye was looking over the cliff and shouted, "Oh-my-gawd, Brian, I mean, Mulder come over here!!!!" Brian ran over to where Skye was and Skye pushed Brian off the cliff to where he fell into the water. Ashley ran over and said, "Yeah, now we can go home!!" Ashley did a happy dance until Brian came out of the water. "Aw, nuts!" Ashley scuffled her feet on the dust.
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