Chapter 8-

Brian sputtered out the six inches of lake water he'd swallowed. He looked around and couldn't decide where he was. Well, in the water, but besides that he didn't know where he was. He swam ashore and took off his shirt. He laughed as he thought how many girls would be screaming if they'd seen him do that. Suddenly he heard, "Brian, I mean Fox or whoever, you okay?" He looked around and realized they were calling him. Who was Fox? He looked up and said, "I'm fine. But where am I?" Skye laughed and said, "In the water. In the North American Content, on Earth, and in the Milkyway." Brian was begining to get annoyed, "I mean, exactly." Skye answered, "You are exactly in the water, located in the North American Content on Earth, located in the Milkyway Galaxy." Ashley looked at him strangely and then got what Skye was probably trying to do, "Hey, what's your name?" Brian started walking up towards the cliff, "Brian Littrell." You could see Skye's smile and you-should-have-trusted-me stare. When Brian came up to the cliff Skye walked over to his car. "So, Brian what do you remember?" Brian sat down and thought for ten minutes, suddenly it all came back. He blushed as he remembered how he insisted he was Fox Mulder. Ashley went over and pinched his cheeks, "Awwww. He remembers."
Brian suddenly remembered being treated like a dog, and said so. Ashley shuffled her feet. "Well... I always treat my men like dogs. It's a power complex," she lied, she didn't really know why. Brian looked at the sun which was rising, "What are we gonna do about the aliens guys?" Skye looked over and confessed he had a plan. After hearing about the plan, they all got back in Skye's car and drove to North Carolina. They stopped at every single McDonalds because they needed the little power wheels toys, Skye liked to play with the little Barbie toys, and Brian was more than obliged to eat the Happy Meals. Skye stopped by his old best friends' farm which was a favorite of the smoking companies, and Skye's old favorite place to hang. He got some free cigarettes and stuffed them in the car. Finally they came to the last pickup location in Georgia...
THE TOY STORE!!! They enjoyed this one the most. Bouncing the balls literally over the isles until they got yelled at. Then they went and got some supersoakers, invisible ink, and some of that really spicy gum, scaring the little three year-old kids by yelling "The end of the world is coming! The aliens will steal you, your parents and your friends bodies!" throughout the store. When they walked or rather were kicked out, Brian sighed with happiness, "I just love toy stores!" They got back in the car and drove to the car wash. The car was a mess. Brian had accidentally left his window down so the interior got a good washing too, not to mention the whole car stank the rest of the way back to Roswell.
To save themselves from the aliens they stayed over at Skye's for the night talking out the plan. They figured that they couldn't follow it through the next day but the day after that would be perfect. Ashley sat down on Skye's "couch" (two pack crates used as a couch) and went to sleep watching Saved By the Bell.


What is the new plan to kick some alien butt? Are you happy that Brian got his memory back? Did you enjoy the story so far? Go to the next chapter.


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