Girls... geez.


I don't seem to understand poisoning yourself with vicious drugs.
Someone explain this shit, how it's so cool to puke and pass out on the rug
But chicks seem to eat it up

so watch me run, not walk to score some coke.
I'm gonna be a mainliner,
snort it every 20 minutes until I choke!

I can't stand how things work

be a jerk,
and get yourself a girl
Can't stand the way things are
smoke some tar
get cancer and get a girl.

Somebody give me a lobotomy, suck my brains out through a bendy straw
Girls dig dumb guys, "I'm stupid, come here, take off your bra".
If I was a gay basher

only time I'd think would be with my fists.
If I was an abusive toad
for damn sure you know I'd get the chicks.

But I'm stuck with a conscience,

got a set of morals too.
A blistering sense of humor
makes me sad, boo hoo!!

Girls like whats bad for them.
If they want that crap then fine.
It just means I won't kiss again
'til I'm about 39...

I do things right,
I'm not depressed,
Except of course
about this mess...

I don't seem to understand, as junkies, perverts, fools, get the girls
I don't want to be a man wrapped up in the evils of the world.
I want a girl, why is that bad?
Someone who appreciates what I am...

I want a girlfriend.

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