Here we go again, Girls vs. the original Nintendo Entertainment System!


1. Nintendo and girls are sometimes both difficult to turn on. But it's more frustrating when it's Nintendo, because with Nintendo you know for sure you're going to get to play.

Advantage: Nintendo.

2. You can play Nintendo for hours. Girls, not so much.

Advantage: Nintendo.

3. Once again, best example of Nintendo: Castlevania. Best example of girls: Gillian Anderson. You can guess which one of the two I have in my house.

Advantage: Nintendo.

4. I can play with Nintendo games from any year. I can only play with girls that were made in the years 77 - 81.

Advantage: Nintendo. 5. Even if you don't get an instruction manual, you can still figure out most Nintendo games within a half-hour at the most. Girls take years upon years, and as a rule never have instruction manuals.
Advantage: Nintendo.

6. Nintendo games used: $5. Girls used: $5.

Advantage: tie

7. Nintendo: two buttons. Girls: too many buttons.

Advantage: Tie

8. "Role playing games" are much funner when on Nintendo than with girls.

Advantage: Nintendo.

9. With any given Nintendo game, you have but one goal, to beat the game. With girls, there are far too many goals to even fathom completing them all and making the girl happy, thereby "beating the game".

Advantage: Nintendo.

10. There is much variety in both Nintendo and girls.

Advantage: Tie.

11. When Nintendo frustrates you, you can just bite the controller and slap the damned machine. Girls, you just have to shake your head and/or scream when you get a minute alone.

Advantage: Nintendo.

And finally... 12. Girls have better graphics.

Advantage: Girls.

Geez, that was a blow-out, eh? Wow.

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