2. There's always peer pressure from everyone that once you get either a girl or a religion that you should keep it. Well, not keeping a girl doesn't mean you're supposed to go to hell...
3. Girls and gods are said to do a great many wondorous things. I haven't noticed all the much from either.
4. To find God, you go to church. To find girls... well, you basically go to hell.
5. Both have long, boring, drawn out sermons that are supposed to make you feel guilty for whatever you have or haven't done. However, 10 minutes into an episode of the Simpsons, you've forgotten all about it. BUT, girls can get you with this anytime...
6. Some girls do *think* they're God...
7. At least with God, you can be forgiven.
8. Jesus loves you.
9. You worship God, you get into heaven. You worship a girl, you get walked all over.
10. A girl and 3 friends look strangely reminiscent to me of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. I get scared more by groups of 4 girls, however.
11. Most religions have cooler stories than any girls do:
12. At least with religion you can pick out some of the lies.
13. Intercourse with a church is actually more unrelistic than sex with a girl. Wow.
14. Monotheism. They both got it.
15. Religious texts can be translated to mean many things. Things girls say have but one meaning... and I always get it wrong.
and for a bonus:
16. Buddha gets to be fat. I can sure dig that. I mean, I can really dig it.
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