Mike:  I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!


State Trooper:  Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Mike:  Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up
	to as good as 155!  Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute 
	chick in a Ferrari!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  I guess I was goin' about...65, 
	tops!
State Trooper:  SEVEN!  SEVEN miles an hour!  And normally, when I stop people, 
	they pull onto the *shoulder*!









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