The Princess Bride

Miracle Max:  You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

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[Buttercup kisses the senile king] King: What was that for? Buttercup: Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite. King: Won't that be nice. She kissed me! Vizzini: We are but poor, lost circus performers. Inigo: That Vizzini, he can *fuss* Fezzik: Fuss, fuss...I think he like to scream at *us* Inigo: Probably he means no *harm* Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm* Inigo: You have a gift for rhyme. Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time. Vizzini: Enough of that! Inigo: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead! Vizinni: No more rhymes now, I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!!
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Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE! Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Buttercup: We'll never survive! Westley: Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has. Prince Humperdinck: Surrender! Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept... Westley: Give us the gate key. Yellin: I have no gate key. Inigo: Fezzik, tear his arms off. Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key. Inigo: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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