R.I.P.
a tribute to chicken pigeon
Ya know... recently I have had a very real and very quite disturbing realization. People suck. I'm not just saying that, because im a trendy little kid who wants people to think I don't suck. In fact, I know I suck. But you see today I was hanging out, just kicking it, at a friends house, When my friend notices this pigeon... just dwadalling outside the front door. We had also noticed this pigeon, wasn't just a pigeon. This pigeon looked like a cross between a pigeon and a chicken. This was a very eccentric and not to mention exciting thing to happen, given the vastness of our intellectual humor. Naturally, we go observe this unique being. As we were walking out to view this hybread, we happened to notice it didn't move. After a moment or two of discovering the new breed, eventually humanity kicked us in the ass again and we tried to scare it away, but it just sat there. We pondered to the conclusion that it was either blind or just had really big balls. A few minutes time passed as we had migrated back to his porch, when we noticed that the chicken pigeon was on the move. Although the traffic didn't seem to notice, the poor bird headed straight toward the street. As I dashed to save the mighty chicken pigeon I, cringe in fear as he almost gets hit and luckily gets blown back. I figure it was close, but not close to being over. Chicken pigeon was determined to cross. So finally I get to the street and yelled to the oncoming car to stop... but it was too late. The car kept going and didn't even the bastard didn't even look back. It's just a bird, your probably saying, but it was more than that. I had never seen a pigeon as kool as he..... and this world destroyed it. And what gets me even more is, that it was an old couple. Which shows me the roots of destruction and hatred go even farther back than any one realizes. So you might be asking yourself, why did the chicken cross the road... I have no clue in hell. All I know is... I do not believe in this society and I do not believe in the sadistic fucks, that consume it. - ANIMOSITY 005