Gareth Rice
This is our singers page, or should that be vocalist? I don't know, only you can decide after you've heard us.
All that can really be said about Gareth is that he's ulgy and Irish. He can sing a bit as well. Gareth has an unshakeable beliefe in the fact that 99% of the females in the world want to go down on him but " they just don't know it yet!!". He is a mad U2 fan and wants to be Bono. He was born in Belfast and lived there for most of his life. He is now doing Geography at Glasgow University and trying to raise enough money for plastic surgery. He is the master of cheesy lyrics, for example, " you and me, is how it ought to be" and "your skin is wet and lacy". Gareth has two catagories for women. they are either Speed Demons or Sledging Machines. With Speed Demons you go fast and furious for half an hour and then fall asleep, a Sledging Machine bounces up and down on you all night, possibly killing you in the process. He's a good lad really who writes home to his mum once a week and didn't drink for months before his exams. Fortunately this has now been changed and he is as much of a piss head as the rest of the band. Gareth unlike Ric or Giles does not resemble an animal, instead he is the exact double of an early Neanderthal cave dweller.
Favourite position:-Bird on top-wobble wobble
Favourite tree:-Alder
Favourite chocolate bar:- King size mars bar
Favourite book:- The ladybird book of Flowers
Favourite South American country:- Bolivia
Most likely to be heard sying:- If it's a cliche, he'll say it!!