**~MY APPLICATION FOR GIRLFRIEND-HOOD~**

this won me the best boyfriend in the world prize...

have you ever been so tired that your thoughts trap you into a vicious circle of listlessness? that's where i am right now...

here's my application, even though it comes a little late and i have a strange feeling that the position has been filled by a small, pale blonde who nods her head a little too much...

name: not important, unless it is to you, in which case i will call myself what everyone else calls me...karen.

last book i read: a separate reality by carlos castaneda

current book: journey to ixtlan by carlos castaneda (if you find something you like, why not stick to it?)

favorite book: ooohhhh, this is a toughy, and it tends to change as i make myself a girl of knowledge...today it will be infinite jest by david foster wallace

preferred drugs: lucky strike filters and dirty martinis and blackbush and black martinis and guinness (not in any particular order, thank you...)

favorite punctuation: the elipsis ... ... ... get it... i think you do...

tattoos: yuppers, 4...and i don't know why i have them. i only know that the frog is the only thing i still have that i paid for with my credit card which is now most likely in some landfill in new jersey (the card, not the frog).

hobbies: writing letters to ian (which will hopefully be a book someday called, surprisingly enough, letters to ian), yoga, insomnia, not paying my bills on time, making pictures of myself and friends with this computer thing...

job: all around database gal at the workplace...there isn't a query i can't write or a report i can't generate...give me a database and i'll give you the information you require...hehe.

favorite quote from a movie: "guns for show, knives for a pro"--lock, stock and two smoking barrels, "are you flirtin' with me?"--natural born killers and "okey dokey doggy daddy"--true romance

enough i'm boring you here's the aesthetics...for your viewing pleasure, me as a blonde (i'm currently a red head, which makes me smarter by the simple act of being not blonde...or something along those lines.)



karen.

oh, and you have a nice page, blah blah blah...as if you need my re-assurance or something...but in any case, you have my approval. there, now go out and celebrate, damn it.

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