**~SILLY QUESTIONS, SILLY REPLIES~**
1. What brand of toothpaste? colgate sparkling white
2. Shampoo, Conditioner in one ..or separate? seperate. and the more citrusy, the better
3. What Brands? st. ives
4. What flavor dental floss? i like the waxy mint stuff...which doesn't necessarily mean i use it.
5. Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or what? well that just depends on the outfit, now, doesn't it?
6. Fave teletubby? laa laa...that's the yellow one, right?
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? nope.
8. Favorite color? i like green. and grey. and silver too.
9. Summer footwear: sandles or nothing? how about flip-flops?
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? oranges. citrus rules
11. Lefty or righty? right. right. right. right. now you are back where you started.
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? depends on who i'm drinking with
13. Wild guys or shy guys? how bout that guy known as dsa?
14. What do you like about yourself? my thoughts.
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? no. i hate underwear and refuse to wear it.
16. Do you sing in the shower? no. i like to place my head in the water in a certain way so the water is all i hear.
17. Do you talk to your pet? yup. and they tell me wonderful stories
18. Do you talk to yourself? yup. and i tell myself wonderful stories.
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? i haven't been to a dentist in over 5 years...which is probably why i don't floss
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? no. but the guy who lives upstairs is a mailman and his name is ed.
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? nopers.
22. Do you have 11 toes? um, no, i don't.
23. What is the lamest pick up line u've ever used? how bout my application for future x-girlfriend to my current boyfriend?
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? maybe, but only if it was felt tipped
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? sure. the color has started to grow on me.
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? neither, thanks.
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? oh sure, i think an animated duck is hot...
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a boy? depends on how drunk i was.
29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? silver.
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? no. i laugh. i laugh hysterically.
31. Would you break up with a guy if his favorite food was peanut butter on carrots? it depends on his attitude.
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? not if they have a nice ass
33. How do you take mascara off? i don't wear it.
34. Do guys who play hard to get turn you on? only if they are naked.
35. What is your bra size? i don't wear bras.
36. Would u ever wear lip gloss? uh huh.
37. What's better: gummi sweet tarts or sweet tart gum? tart gummi sweets.
38. M&Ms or Skittles? neither. hard candy is the best.
39. Do you go to public places with your mum, and actually TALK to her? my mom is dead.
40. What is 1+1? 2, duh.
41. What is your favorite holiday? christmas. and the fourth of july
42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman. do i have to? oh, ok. rupaul.
43. How old are you? one quarter of a century.
44. How old do you WANT to be? 8
45. Where do you want to live? with michael.
46. Where do you want to go? overseas
47. Who do you want to meet? tony bennet (he would make a damn fine uncle). drew barrymore. my father (too bad he's dead).
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? sure i do
49. Which is a better gift - Flowers or chocolate? flowers, hands down.
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? hot peppers and mushrooms
51. Do you like toast? yes. especially with apple butter.
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? sure thing. it's fun.
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? santa doesn't come to cleveland.
54. Have you lost all your baby teeth? god i hope so.
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? yup, but i only have top ones.
56. Clear or colored? it depends on what i'm looking through.
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint? i don't remember.
58. Where is your hand right NOW? scratching my forehead.
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? left pinky...it donns a cool ring from mark-o
60. Okay or O'tay? okay. i'm not buckwheat, or whoever.
61. French poodle or french kiss? kiss.
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? who's measuring?
63. If not, how big are they REALLY? REALLY? i don't care.
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? i'm just confused now.
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? my parents are dead, so it doesn't matter.
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? only my step-sister's (and quite FRANK-ly, that's all i really care to know)
67. Does your grandma tell you she's 29? no, my grandma tells me to go to church.
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? white-out stinks.
69. What do you think of Smurfette? she's "smurfy" i guess.
70. What is your favorite book? infinite jest by david foster wallace...go here to find out more.
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? secluded and dangerous.
72. Salmon or Cod? salmon with croutes and capers and horseradish sauce
73. Crab or Lobster? lobster.
74. What sounds better: up or down? up, up and away.
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways.
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? reaching for my beer
77. Describe the best day of your life. i took the chance and drove 2 and a half hours to meet the love of my life
78. Broom or mop? broom. the mop scares the cats.
79. What is your favorite word? prestidigitation.
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question.
81. What is your name? karen
82. What do you wish it was? isobel
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. there's no reason for that.
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? m. that's it. didn't stand for anything.
85. Are your feet the same size? i'm convinced that my left is smaller than me right.
86. Cassettes or CDs? cds. enough said.
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? i have 3 tvs...none work.
88. What are your Christmas traditions? shopping.
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? tear open and hope it's not a bill.
90. 310 more to go, are you bored? sort of. i guess i'm just not feeling as witty as i should be for this sort of thing.
91. Do you like onions? no no no. they are icky.
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? punk bitch
93. Have you ever worn a dress? of course i have. i actually prefer wearing a dress in the summer rather than shorts
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? this is common knowlege, isn't it?
95. Frogs or toads? frogs.
96. Do u believe in making a wish at 11:11? no. i don't wish, i will
97. 8 or 3? 8
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? i'm not quite sure
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? no, but i bet you did.
100. Made it to 100! damn, i only have 2 beers left.
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? nope.
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? i don't remember...i was so overwhelmed by the fact that i had a birthday cake.
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? doesn't every good american?
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? no, but it's a damn good party at pat and tom's...ah, punch.
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? probably not.
106. If not, what? i like vowel names...like oscar and isaac and adam...
107. What about your daughter? isobel...definitely.
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. dog shit. that's all i have to say.
109. Do you read tabloids? only when i'm in the grocery line
110. Did you ever have a crush on one of your teachers? i don't think so (i went to catholic school most of life).
111. Do you like cotton candy? sure.
112. Do you suck your thumb? no.
113. Are you allergic to cats? nope, i have 3.
114. Favorite food? hummous.
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? pay my friend's bills.
116. Ribbed or plain? neither.
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? all the la las in the world
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? cherry.
119. Pepsi or Coke? ba ba ba ba baaa ba ba ba ba...the joy of cola....
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? vanilla with strawberries.
121. Favorite movie? raising arizona
122. Favorite Actor? um, nick cage.
123. Favorite Actress? patricia arquette
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? grape nuts in yogurt.
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? dare to bare
127. Midnight or mid-day? midnight
128. Hope or Billy? what?
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? q-tip.
130. Dry or lubricated? neither.
131. Fast or slow? faster, faster, that's it...
132. Hard or soft? now that just depends on the matter involved
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? i scream you scream, we all scream for yogurt
134. Spoon or fork? spoon.
135. Are you crying right now? no, i'm not. shut up.
136. Fling or flick? flick boogers on the wall
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? a finger with cipped silver nailpolish and bad cuticles.
138. Look to your left, what do you see? a fan in the window and an aa book.
139. Look to your right, what do you see? a complete mess.
140. Who is at your house right now? 3 superb cats and myself
141. Are your legs crossed right now? no. are yours?
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? i'm dizzy just thinking about doing something like that.
143. Favorite song? the have nots by x
144. Panties or underwear? i hate them both.
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? blowpops.
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? juicy fruit. yum.
147. Do you like to fish? no, i start to feel bad for the worms.
148. Is your grandpa cool? my grandpa was very cool. he had a lead foot and like to talk about how long it was since he had had sex with my grandma.
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? no. he died a few years back.
150. Do you snore? i don't know. ask michael (he definitely does).
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. a delicate blend of beer and cigarettes.
152. Would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis"? mattie.
153. Does it taste good? it sure does.
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? lick.
155. Do you chew on pens or pencils? no. neither.
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) if i had to pick one it would probably be calvin and hobbes
157. Acting class or class act? class act, babe.
158. Upside-down or downside-up? upside-down, please.
159. What's up? ceiling fan, books, loud neighbors dropping 2 ton weights.
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? a cheesy kung-fu flick
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? what it would look like if i kept wordpad open when my cats strolled across my keyboard.
162. Blondes or brunettes? why differentiate?
163. Push or pull? am i entering or exiting?
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? if it says pull, i pull...if it says push, i pull...
165. Do you even read those door things? um, well, sometimes, i guess
166. Do spiders scare you? definitely (it's one of my irrational fears, along with elevators).
167. What does? anything that can do.
168. Were you scared of frogs? no, i wasn't.
169. What was your first word? no.
171. What time is it? 10:08pm
170. What was your first phrase? i dunno
172. Did the phone just ring? i don't think so.
173. Is your phone ringing? um...i can't tell...i'm hooked up to this web thingy
174. What's your phone number? i'll let you figure that one out for yourself
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? absolutely not. i let them get buried in my carpet.
176. Are you in drag right now? no, i'm naked.
177. Wal-Mart or K-Mart? wal-mart.
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey?carrie--the movie
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? less than 10
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? less than 10
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. f*ck that. i don't run from or for sh*t.
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? it probably would, if i had one
183. Are they flat? are you talking about the bike?
184. What's your favorite sense: touch, sight, hearing, smelling, or taste? touch. there's no arguing that.
185. Who is the weirdest person you've ever met? marky ramone
186. Why? because he's marky. marky ramone.
187. If you were a frog would you eat flies? sure i would. if i didn't i might starve.
188. Do you eat flies already? not on purpose.
189. If you were a cat would you eat rats? only if they were fed to me on silver platters.
190. Do you have a pet rat? no. however, they are extremely smart and can be litter trained.
191. Name your pets. spook, wednesday and sophie.
192. Do you love your pets? beyond words.
193. What is better: walks on the beach with sand flying at you or walks in the mountains with killer squirrels? there's no such thing as killer squirrels, and sand hurts when it flies at you...so there you go.
194. Are you scared of small animals? no. not at all
195. Do you like monkeys? you betcha
196. Do you look like a monkey? yup. and i smell like one too.
197. Do you wear socks on in bed? not unless it's winter and the heat isn't working.
198. Do socks turn you on? no. not at all.
199. Do you want a Volkswagon? not really.
200. Nickname: princess (courtesy of michael)
201. Have you ever had the drink Calypso Breeze? f*ck that.
202. What is the best unexpexted thing someone did for you? wouldn't have sex with me while i was in one of my most vulnerable states ever.
203. What single store would you choose to max out your credit card? don't own a credit card...don't want to. can't make me.
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