Maintainer's note: This parody of Anywhere Is was written by Jim Jokerst when a fan named Kurt M. Karlstotter caused the whole mailing list to bounce by changing his e-mail address without unsubscribing first...
Mr Karlstotter, if you read this, please forgive us :)
I sent an email letter
To colorado.edu
The letter came right back and
The header on it said "You
Have mailed to a mailbox
Or conference that is filled up."
Who was that bloody rotter?
Twas Kurt M. Karlstotter.
I sent another letter
It wasn't any better.
The mailbox was still filled
I thought "Someone should be killed."
He went on a vacation
And didn't unsubscribe, so
I kept on getting hotter
At Kurt M. Karlstotter
He's been gone, gone forever
I just got another letter
I wish his name was Karlstetter
....then it would rhyme....