Jeff's Quotes

Hi. This is my page of quotes. I have most of these due to my friend Jeff Hong. For the past few months he's sent me a different quote, everyday. I think they are very good and I want to share them with you.




"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night." ~ Calvin (From Calvin and Hobbes.)

"You don't have to be afraid of change. You don't have to worry about what's been taken away. Just look to see what's been added." ~ Jackie Greer

"Bury me smiling with G's in my pocket have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it, let the hoes that I used to know from way befoe kiss me from my head to my toes! Give me a paper and pen so I can write about my life of sin, a couple bottles of gin in case I don't get in! Tell all my people im a ridah nobody cries when we die we're outlaws let me ride!" ~ Tupac Shakur

don’t be afraid to be weak
don’t be too proud to be strong
just look into your heart, my friend,
that will be the return to yourself
the return to innocence
if you want then start to laugh
if you must then start to cry
be yourself-don’t hide-
just believe in destiny
don’t care what people say
just follow your own way
don’t give up and take the chance
to return to innocence
~ enigma

"Trying isn't an accident, it is a genuine act of courage" ~ Danielle Paquin

From the movie "As Good as it Gets"
CAROL: "OK, we all have these terrible stories to get over, and you--"
MELVIN: "It's not true. Some of have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times. Noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good."

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building." ~ Charlie Brown

"We do not believe in ourself until someone reveals that deep inside of us something is valuable, worth listening to, worthy of our trust, sacred to our touch Once we believe in ourselves we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any other experience that reveals the human spirit." ~ ee cummings

"No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it for anyone else. " Charles Dickens

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. " ~ Mark Twain

"It wasn't my ear you whispered into, but my heart. It wasn't my lips you kissed, but my soul." Judy Garland

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep. ~ Robert Frost

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?" ~ George Price

"If I could come back as anything I wish, it would be as one of your tears. how could anyone want more than to be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheek and die on your lips." ~ ???? (That's my favorite)

Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak.
Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.

"I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin

"The windows of my soul are made of one-way glass. Don't bother looking into my eyes, if there's something you want to know, just ask. I don't have time for you to wonder; I'll just tell you why I'm here. You gotta look inside your mind you gotta think outside your brian, you gotta walk outside your life to where the neighborhood changes. You don't have to like me for who I am. We'll see what you're made of by what you make of me. I fight fire with words. Words are hotter then flames. Words are wetter then water." ~ Ani DiFranco, Willing to fight

"This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ..." Calvin

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers." ~Marilyn Manson

"...and when you look in my eyes please know my heart is in your hands it's nothing that I understand, but when in your arms you have complete power over me..." ~ Jewel, "Near You Always"

" There is nothing good or bad; thinking makes it so." ~ William Shakespeare

"I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway." ~ Unknown

"It's interesting to leave a place, interesting even to think about it. Leaving reminds us of what we can part with, and what we can't, then offers us something to look forward to, to dream about" ~ Richard Ford (LM)

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But the one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness." ~ Woody Allen

"We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done."

"Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity." ~ Charles Mingus

"One of the unpardonable sins, in the eys of most people, is for a man to go about unlabelled. The world regards such a person as the police do an unmuzzled dog, not under proper control." ~ T.H. Huxley

"There is a point at which everything becomes simple and there is no longer any question of choice, because all you have staked will be lost if you look back. Life's point of no return." ~ Dag Hammarskjold

"Some people can't believe in themselves until someone believes in them first" ~ Robin Williams in "Good Will Hunting"

Don't assume you're always going to be understood. I wrote in a column that one should put a cup of liquid in the cavity of a turkey when roasting it. Someone wrote me that the turkey tasted great, but the plastic cup melted. ~ Heloise

"Later on the sun began to fade, the clouds rolled over our heads and it began to rain, oh we were dancing mouths open, splashing in the tongue taste, For a moment this good time would never end..."

"Friends come and go,
But everyone must know,
The ones that leave,
Show that you just have more to achieve
To find the REAL friend that will stick by you til the end."

Calvin: Know what I pray for?
Hobbes: What?
Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

"In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia."

"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkly in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend a day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes and I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's new year's eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." ~ Billy Crystal in "When Harry Met Sally"

"A good quotation is a wonderful thing. It may inspire, amuse, or enlighten. Better yet, it may do all three. ~ Jess Brallier and Sally Chabert

"There's a bond that time has grown between you and me. And no matter where the years may take us, no distance can separate us. You can know that I will be the friend you need."

From "Good Will Hunting"
Will Hunting: Do you like apples? Clark: Yeah. Will Hunting: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

From "Good Will Hunting"
Skylar: What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again till I got to meet your friends, what would you say?
Will: It's four-thirty, they're probably still awake.

"There are easier things in life then finding a good woman...nailing jello to a tree for instance."

"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses." ~ Ziggy

" If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room."

"Someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in someone elses sky, oh why can't it by mine?" ~ Pearl Jam

"How can stealing a piece of bread be a crime when breaking a heart isn't? One feeds a starving family and the other leaves you dead. How serious a crime is that?"

"What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?" ~ Calvin

"There are plenty of good reasons to hate me. I just don't want people to hate me because of half-truths, partial truths, lies and rumors."

"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see al the kinds of things you can't see from the center." ~ Kurt Vonnegut

*Love is 3/4 dream and 1/4 reality; problems usually arise when you fall in love with the dream and not the reality. But, yet you find true love when you fall in love with both*

" We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me. " ~ Jack Handley

" There are many things in life
That will catch your eye,
But only a few will catch your heart...
Pursue those."

"In your life you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some you wonder what happened to. There are some that you wonder if they ever think about you. And then there are some you wish you never had to think about again. but you do." ~ Wonder Years

" I believe five out of four people have problems with fractions."

Eternal Flame
By The Bangles


Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating
Do you understand
Do you feel the same
Am I only dreaming
Is this burning an eternal flame


I believe it's meant to be, darling
I watch you when you are sleeping
You belong with me
Do you feel the same
Am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame


Say my name sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely
And then you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling"


"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other."

*I’ve got a dream, too, but its about singing and dancing and making people happy. That’s the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with and, well, I’ve found a whole bunch of friends who have the same dream. And it kind of makes us like a family* ~ Kermit the frog

*Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.* ~ Calvin and Hobbes

The real tragedy is that there are some ignorant brothers out here. That's why I'm not on this all white or all black shit. I'm on all real or all fake shit with people, whatever color you are. The same niggaz that did Malcolm X, the same niggaz that did Jesus Christ, every brother ain't a brother. They will do you. So just because it's black, don't mean it's cool. And just because it's white, don't mean it's evil." ~ Tupac Shakur

"There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." ~ Nelson Mandela

" Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." ~ the all-knowing Calvin

"Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else."

Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn"

"I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel
I'm cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor
Illusion never changed into something real
I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn.
You're a little late, I'm already torn
So I guess the fortune teller's right
Should have seen just what was there and not some holy light
To crawl beneath my veins and now
I don't care, I have no luck, I don't miss it all that much
There's just so many things that I can't touch, I'm torn."

" There are many things in life That will catch your eye, But only a few will catch your heart... Pursue those."

" Just because someone doesn't love you in the way you want them to, Doesn't mean that they don't love you with all they've got."

*im sorry, but im just thinking of the right words to say I know they don’t sound the way I planned them to be And if I had to walk the world id make you fall for me I promise you, I promise you, I will* ~the promise, when in rome

"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because, what is that thing!?!?" - Jack Handey

Every man is more than just himself; he also represents the unique, the very special and always significant and remarkable point at which the world's phenomena intersect, only once in this way and never again. ~ Hermann Hesse

Take heed how you disguise yourself and copy others. Stick to nature if you desire to please, for whatever is fictitious and affected, is always insipid and distasteful. ~ Charles Palmer

"I never liked the rain until I walked through it with you. And now like the rain, I have fallen for you."

"deep within each heart, there lies a magic spark that lights the fire of our imagaination....the power of the dream, the faith in things unseen, the courage to embrace you fear.... no matter where you are, to reach for your own star, to realize the power of the dream"

"This guy, I don't even know him, I've never had a REAL conversation with him in my life. So all I really have is his face and body, the memory of the night we were together, and the ideals of him I hold in my mind. So I really need to get over him, because no one can truly be as wonderful as when I create them in my dreams. ~natashakm"

"We reckoned we could make it because there were four of us. None of us could've made it alone, because Paul wasn't quite strong enough, I didn't have enough girl appeal, George was too quiet, and Ringo was the drummer." ~ John Lennon

"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life ... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." Henry david Thoreau

"Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything." ~~ Johann K. Lavater

When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes. -- Brazilian proverb

"the heart may freeze, or it can burn, the pain will ease if i can learn. there's only us, there's only this, forget regret or life is yours to miss. no other road, no other way, no day but today" ~from RENT~

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? --Lily Tomlin

"Ideals are like stars. You will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But, like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides and following them you will reach your destiny. "

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast- you also miss the sense of where you are going and why." Eddie Cantor

"There are few people in the US Senate who are even computer literate. When you talk to your senator, start at the fourth-grade level, because they just don't understand the eighth grade. ~~ US Senator Conrad Burns

It has been suggested that living on the edge of chaos Is a prerequisite for change, With change being the driving force of life. But to affect real change, A person must take risks that could lead to destruction, Simply put, if your life isn't a little scary Maybe you aren't living to your potential."
--- Jewel Kilcher ---

" No man will ever bring out of the Presidency the reputation which carries him into it." - Thomas Jefferson

"to be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing it's best night and day to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting." ~e.e. cummings

If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a phillip's screwdriver?

"I miss you when something really good happens, because you're the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you're the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you the most when I like awake at night, and think of all the wonderful times that we spent with each other for those were some of the best and most memorable times of my life."

"you and i should get away for a while, i just wanna be alone with youre smile, buy some candy and cigaretts and get in my car, and we'll drive to madagascar, cuz when im with you, theres nothing i wouldnt do, i just wanna be your only one" - Blink 182

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. -- Dave Edison

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" -- Jay Leno

Every man has three characters: that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has. ~~ Franz Kafka

"He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot."

"Why do they put braille on drive thru ATMs?" Dennis Miller

The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.

"There is no future, there is no past
Thank God this moment's not the last.
There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret or life is yours to miss
No other road, No other way
No day but today.


There's only now There's only here
Give in to love or live in fear
No other path No other way.
No day but today."


-Jonathon Larson
"Rent"


When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all ~ Paul Simon, Kodachrome

"Life's a dance, you learn as you go. Sometimes you lead...sometimes you follow. Don't worry 'bout what you don't know. Life's a dance, you learn as go." - John Michael Montgomery

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

Don't underestimate the power of doing. Of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering. ~ Winnie the Pooh

What the heart gives away is kept in the hearts of others...

"I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing." - Calivin (CAH)

"it's weird how something has to happen sometimes to see how you actually feel about something." - My So-Called Life

"Every man dies, but not every man truly lives." - Braveheart

"I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them." ~~ Susan Sontag

"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."

" Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing When it is absolutely necessary." - Ray Knight

"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." - Anais Nin

"If every time I thought of her I put a rock in my pocket, I'd have her in my heart and the world in my pocket."

"Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world." ~~ Robert Orben

'It must be awful being a girl. I'm sure it's frustrating knowing that men are bigger, stronger, and better at abstract thought than women. Really if you're a girl, what would make you want to go on living?' - Calvin

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you've got it you might be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. - Garrison Keillo

"Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on." - Led Zepplin, "Stairway to Heaven"

Angels are the entertainers who make the world laugh again when its been weeping, and make us remember who we are when we've forgotten.

Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out -- it's the grain of sand in your shoe. ~~ Robert Service

Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in. ~~ Katherine Mansfield

True love is like a ghost... Many believe, but few experience it.

Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

I always knew I'd look back at the tears and laugh but I never thought I'd look at the memories and cry.

"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once they grow up." - Pablo Picasso

"Something we were holding made us weak, until we found out it was ourselves." ~ Robert Frost

"I never thought you'd hurt me, I guess you live and learn, that when you're playing with fire, you're bound to get burned. I've been mistreated, I've been used before, I get kicked in the face, but I still come back for more." ~ Fire House

"Never compromise yourself, cause your all you've got." - Janis Joplin

Confidence doesn't come from being right, but from not being scared of fucking up. ~ Jeff Hong

"Be hungry, but if they're not open for lunch, go somehwere else to get yourself stuffed." - Brooke Tocylowski

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! - Calvin and Hobbes

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

"Probably to a shark about the funniest thing there is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because where does he think he's going?!" - Jack Handey

Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do. ~ Bruce Crampton

"Give it your best? Losers give it their best. Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen." - The Rock

"I'm lying alone with my head on the phone, thinking of you 'til It hurts. I know you hurt too, but what else can we do, tormented and torn apart, I wish I could carry your smile in my heart, for times when my life seems so low. It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring when today doesn't really know. I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you, I know you were right, believing for so long. I'm all out of love, what am I without you, I can't be too late to say that I was wrong." - Air Supply

Whoever said ignorance is bliss was seriously wrong because if ignorance was bliss we'd have a world full of bastards who just didn't know any better.

"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts." - Drebin, Naked Gun 2 1/2

"Measure yourself by your best moments, not by your worst. We are too prone to judge ourselves by our moments of despondence and depression." - Robert Johnson

"Never idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations. Don't over-analyze your relationships. Stop playing games. A growing relationship can only be nurtured by genuineness." - Leo Buscaglia

"So officer i have a question for you. If i threw this bottle but it was no where in the viscinity of people or pigs, would i get in trouble?" - some random drunk kid at x-lot during spring weekend

It's better to regret the things you do than the things you don't do. ~ Alissa Levine

All racists who are prepared to die for their country, please do that now.

"Luxury is an ancient notion. There was once a Chinese mandarin who had himself wakened three times every morning simply for the pleasure of being told it was not yet time to get up." - Argosy

If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead. - Gelett Burgess

"Touch me, and I will touch another with a hand that's partly yours. And if all others feel my touch and reach to touch another, it was your hand in touching me that reached and touched eternity."

"Intellectual liberty is the air of the soul, the sunshine of the mind, and without it, the world is a prison, the universe a dungeon." - Robert G. Ingersoll

"You have to start knowing yourself so well that you begin to know other people. A piece of us is in every person we can ever meet." - John D. MacDonald

"Being rich isn't about money. Being rich is a state of mind. Some of us, no matter how much money we have, will never be free enough to take time to stop and eat the heart of the watermelon. And some of us will be rich without ever being more than a paycheck ahead of the game." - Harvey Mackay

Love is not complicated. It comes directly from the heart. It only becomes complicated when the mind tries to translate it.

"All of my life I’ve fought hard for the things I have wanted caught up in blindly believing the strongest survive but here in your eyes I see everything I’ve ever needed and I am afraid if I rush in if I move too fast I just might frighten my one chance away its easy to be strong I’ve done it for so long but this time I have to remember this time to get what I want I have to surrender." - Ty Herndon

To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity. ~~ William Arthur Ward

"If we only wanted to be happy, it would be easy; but we want to be happier than other people, and that is almost always difficult, since we think them happier than they are." - Montesquieu

Why is it that we ignore the ones that adore us, yet we adore the ones that ignore us.

Don't let fear stand in the way of your dreams, even if your wildest dream is you biggest fear.

" Any man who selects a goal in life which can be fully achieved has already defined his own limitations." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"A cynical young person is almost the sadest sight to see, because it means that he or she has gone from knowing nothing to believing in nothing." - Maya Angelou

"99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name."

"Yesterday is already a dream and tomorrow is only a vision, but today, well lived, makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope."

"The way the world underestimates me will be my greatest weapon. People pat me on the head and I say to myself, Oh, won't they be surprised?" - Ally McBeal

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." - (Bobby, 8)

"You know you're in love when at those times you're apart, you find yourself gazing at the sky in the direction she lives and feeling some peace in knowing that you live under the same moon and stars."

"The reasonable man adapts to the world. The unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man". - George Bernard Shaw

"True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert island... to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune... to keep him is a blessing." - Baltasar Gracian

" In the time required on average for you to condemn a person who fails to satisfy your religious, moral, or personal expectations, another one of your brain cells is irreplaceably lost. Although there isn't a direct relationship between these two facts, it does make one wonder if perhaps there might not be something better you could be doing with the brain cells you have left." - R.B. Fairchild's Misanthropic Philosophy of the Week

"The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish them - words shrink things that seemed timeless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out." - Stephen King

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to find the best in others, to appreciate beauty; to leave the world a bit better..this is to have succeeded." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Nothing you love is lost. Not really. Things, people - they always go away, sooner or later. You can't hold them, any more than you can hold moonlight. But if they've touched you, if they're inside you, then they're still yours. The only things you ever really have are the ones you hold inside your heart."

"If man evolved from monkeys and apes than why do we still have monkeys and apes around?"

"I haven't a clue as to how my story will end. But that's all right. When you set out on a journey and night covers the road, you don't conclude that the road has vanished. And how else could we discover the stars?"

"You can always tell white trash, but you can't tell it much." -Alvin Doyle More

"To the question whether I am a pessimist or an optimist, I answer that my knowledge is pessimistic, but my willing and hoping are optimistic." - Albert Schweitzer

"Music is the one thing, with the exception of sneezing and looking at the sunset, that takes you above the mundane, everything else is just bullsh*t - Stephan Jinkins (Third Eye Blind)

"There's nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted." - Diana Doris

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up, and doesn't stop until you get to school!" - Kara bobowick

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood." - Karen Casey

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same." - Anon

"We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions." - Isaac Bashevis Singer

"I feel wonderful because I see the love shining in your eyes; and the wonder of it all is that you just don't realize how much I love you." - Eric Clapton

"On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the escape key."

"Was she so loved because her eyes were beautiful Or were her eyes so beautiful because she was loved?"

"There is no I in team, but there is an I in:
pain, suffering, sacrifice, determination, pride, and the 'will to win.'"

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures.

These pills can't be habit forming; I've been taking them for years

Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Don't steal, the government hates competition

Children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children.

If your parents didn't have children, odds are you won't either.







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