My Phavorite Phreak!
3/10/97 - Larry Walters is among the relatively few who have actually turned
their dreams into reality. His story is true, as hard as you may find it to
believe ... Larry was a truck driver, but his lifelong dream was to fly. When he
graduated from high school, he joined the Air Force in hopes of becoming a
pilot. Unfortunately, poor eyesight disqualified him. So when he finally left
the service, he had to satisfy himself with watching others fly the fighter jets
that crisscrossed the skies over his backyard. As he sat there in his lawn
chair, he dreamed about the magic of flying.
Then one day, Larry had an idea.
He went down to the local Army-Navy surplus store and bought forty-five
weather balloons, and several tanks of helium. These were not your brightly
colored party balloons, these were heavy-duty spheres measuring more than
four feet across when fully inflated. Back in his yard, Larry
used straps to attach the balloons to his lawn chair, the kind you might
have in your back yard. He anchored the chair to the bumper of his jeep, and
inflated the balloons with helium. Then he packed a few sandwiches and
drinks, and a loaded BB gun, figuring he could pop a few balloons when it was
time to return to earth. His
preparations complete, Larry sat in his chair and cut the anchoring cord.
His plan was to lazily float into the sky, and eventually back to terra firma. But
things didn't quite work out that way. When Larry cut the cord, he didn't float
lazily up; he shot up as if fired from a cannon! Nor did he go up a couple
hundred feet. He climbed and climbed until he finally leveled off at eleven
thousand feet! At that height, he could hardly risk deflating any of the
balloons, lest he unbalance the load and really experience flying. So he
stayed up there, sailing around for fourteen
hours, totally at a loss about how to get down. Eventually, Larry drifted into
the approach corridor for Los Angeles International Airport. A Pan Am pilot
radioed the tower about passing a guy in a lawn chair at eleven thousand feet,
with a gun in his lap... now there's a conversation I would have given anything
to have heard! LAX
is right on the ocean, and you may know that at nightfall, the winds on the
coast begin to change. So, as dusk fell, Larry began drifting out to sea. At that
point, the Navy dispatched a helicopter to rescue him, but the rescue team
had a hard time getting to him because the draft from their propeller kept
pushing his home-made contraption farther and farther away. Eventually, they
were able to hover above him and drop a rescue line, with which they
gradually hauled him back to safety. A difficult maneuver, flawlessly
executed by the Navy. As soon as Larry hit
the ground, he was arrested. But as he was led away in handcuffs, a
television reporter called out, "Sir, why'd you do it?" Larry stopped, eyed the
man, then replied nonchalantly, "A man can't just sit around!"
Postscript: From the Archives, L A Times (www.latimes.com): Larry Walters;
Soared to Fame on Lawn Chair, Wednesday, November 24, 1993 -- Larry Walters,
who achieved dubious fame in 1982 when he piloted a lawn chair attached to
helium balloons 16,000 feet above Long Beach, has committed suicide at the
age of 44.
(UPI) LONG BEACH, Calif. -- Look, up in the sky. Is it a bird, a plane, the space
shuttle?
No, it's Larry Walters at 16,000 feet in his lawn chair. Walters, 33, a
truck driver, spent nearly two hours in the air on Friday in
an aluminum lawn chair suspended from a 50-foot cable attached to 45
helium-filled balloons. Among other things, he threw a scare into a couple of
airline pilots who happened across the path of his weird flying contraption. "I
know it sounds strange but it's true," said a Long Beach police officer. "The
guy just filled up some balloons with helium, strapped on a parachute,
grabbed a BB gun and took off." But everything didn't go as planned and
Walters had a few dicey moments as he started getting numb in the cold
atmosphere at 16,000 feet and decided to descend -- which he accomplished
by popping some of the balloons with the BB gun. As he neared the ground he
saw power lines. "That's when I got scared," he said. "Those things can fry
you." He didn't get fried, the balloons draped themselves across the wires,
leaving Walters dangling in his chair a few feet from the ground and he
dropped earth. The landing knocked out power in the neighborhood for 20
minutes. "I have fulfilled my 20-year dream," said Walters, a truck driver for a
company that makes TV commercials. "I'm staying on the ground. I've proved
to myself that the thing works." In addition to the BB gun and the parachute,
Walter carried several one-gallon water jugs for ballast, a life vest and a CB
radio. "But the best piece of equipment was the lawn chair," Walters said. "It
was a Sears. It was extremely comfortable." Walters told authorities that he
was trying to drift to the Mojave Desert, site of Sunday's schedules space
shuttle Columbia landing, but the winds didn't cooperate. "I wasn't trying to
upstage the space shuttle," Walters said. "I would have landed well away from
there. I just wanted to lay back and enjoy it all, but I had to do something
when my toes started getting numb."
Police said they probably would not file charges against Walters. But the
Federal Aviation Administration was investigating, mainly because of the
scare Walters gave the airline pilots who came across him at 16,000 feet in
his flying lawn chair.
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