Best of Brit (Alcoholic) Pop


With the post-Hooch summer grog market now dominated by alcoholic soft drinks, FINDER-along with guest connoisseurs James Johnston of Gallon Drunk (usual tipple: white wine; first throw-up: Bluebells liqueur, back of the maths class) and Miki Berenyi of Lush (usual tipple: cider; first throw-up: massive champagne overload at her mum's)-presents a consumer's guide to the latest soft booze....

  • SCHOTT'S VANILLA HEIST:-

    MB: It doesn't taste alcoholic; too sweet and sickly.
    JJ: I wouldn't drink it out of choice-it's oily.

    Neckability: 2/5.

  • JAMMIN' ALCOHOLIC CARIBBEAN CRUSH:-

    JJ: Tastes like Tunes and it's the colour of piss.
    MB: Nice bottle, though!

    Neckability: 1/5.

  • WOODY'S PINK GRAPEFRUIT DRINK:-

    JJ: Genuinely repulsive.
    MB: Jesus Christ! (Belch!)

    Neckability: 0/5.

  • DNA ALCOHOLIC SODA WITH LIME AND THYME:-

    JJ: Can't really say without a crate of it!
    MB: Reminds me of being on holiday!

    Neckability: 4/5.

  • DIAMOND ZEST LEMMON-COLOURED CIDER:-

    MB: Abso-fuckin-lutely not like cider!
    JJ: Quite appaling.

    Neckability: 1/5.

  • MRS PUCKER'S CITRUS BREW ALCOHOLIC ORANGEADE:-

    MB: Like a melted orange lolly.
    JJ: Like baby sick.

    Neckability: 1.5/5.

  • WILD BREW GUARANA ALCOHOLIC DRINK:-

    MB: Really fucking grim.
    JJ: Not combatting fatigue yet...

    Neckability: 2/5.

    And the lipsmacking winner is: DNA Alcoholic Soda with lime and thyme. Burp. (IF)

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