None of the following is copyrighted by me, 'cept maybe the format. All of it has been garnered from various sources, internet and otherwise. Attributes given where I could find them.
"Take what you need and leave the rest." - Robert Hunter

Some of my favorite quotes

• "If you didn't care what happened to me,
  And I didn't care for you,
  We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
  Occasionally glancing up through the rain.
  Wondering which of the buggars to blame
  And watching for pigs on the wing."
  - Roger Waters, Pink Floyd, Pigs On The Wing (Part One), Animals
• "You know that I care what happens to you,
  And I know that you care for me.
  So I don't feel alone,
  Or the weight of the stone,
  Now that I've found somewhere safe
  To bury my bone.
  And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
  A shelter from pigs on the wing."
  - Roger Waters, Pink Floyd, Pigs On The Wing (Part Two), Animals
• "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
  - Albert Einstein
• "If silence be good for the wise, how much better for fools?"
  - Unknown
• "We cannot become what we cannot see ourselves becoming."
  - Unknown
• "No one will ever care how much you know until they know how much you care."
  - Unknown
• "Remember that what is right isn't always popular and what is popular isn't always right."
  - Unknown
• "Grass is not greener on the other side of the fence, it's greenest where it's watered, go home, water your grass."
  - Unknown
• "Every once and a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right."
  - Robert Hunter in the song "Scarlet Begonias"
• "The reason that opportunity is seldom recognized when it knocks is because it goes around disguised as work."
  - Unknown
• "Ray, the next time someone asks you if you're a god, say yes!"
  - Bill Murry in Ghostbusters
• "Diamonds are made under extreme pressure and heat."
  - Unknown
• "Pay attention. You never know what disguise your next teacher will be wearing."
  - Unknown
• "Do or do not, there is no try."
  - Yoda in Star Wars
• "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
  He makes me down to lie
  Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
  With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
  He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
  He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
  For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
  When cometh the day we lowly ones,
  Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
  Master the art of karate,
  Lo, we shall rise up,
  And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water."
  - Roger Waters, Pink Floyd, Sheep, Animals
• "Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are."
  - Roger Waters, Pink Floyd, Pigs (Three Different Ones), Animals
• "Better to keep quiet and be thought stupid than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
  - Unknown
• "Never miss an opportunity to keep your mouth shut."
  - Unknown
• "You miss 100 % of the shots you never take."
  - Wayne Gretsky
• "If someone were to pay you ten cents for every kind word you ever spoke and collect five cents for every unkind word, would you be rich or poor?"
  - Unknown
• "What would the world be like without hypothetical situations?"
  - Unknown
• "A mistake is only a mistake, if one fails to correct it."
  - Unknown
• "When I hear someone sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'"
  - Sydney Harris
• "What if this weren't a hypothetical question?"
  - Unknown
• "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
  - Unknown
• "If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
  - Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld
• "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
  - Albert Einstein
• "I have been poor and I have been rich. Rich is better."
  - Sophie Tucker
• "C:\DOS
  C:\DOS\RUN
  RUN\DOS\RUN"
  - Unknown
• "It's never too late to have a happy childhood."
  - Unknown
• "Everybody can be great. Because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve... You don't have to know the second theory of thermo dynamics in physics to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love."
  - Martin Luther King Jr.
• "If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!"
  - Unknown
• "Don't look back, they might be gaining on you."
  - Unknown
• "ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!"
  - Unknown
• "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
  - Mark Twain
• "It was pride that changed angels into devils; it is humility that makes men as angels."
  - Saint Augustine
• "When you don't have an education, you've got to use your brains."
  - Unknown
• "I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught."
  - Winston Churchill
• "Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities."
  - Lord Dunsany
• "Put your trust in God, but keep your powder dry."
  - Oliver Cromwell
• "A house divided against itself cannot stand. "
  - Abraham Lincoln
• "If someone betrays you once, it's his fault; if he betrays you twice, it's your fault."
  - Unknown
• "Better to light a Candle than to curse in the dark."
  - Chinese Proverb
• "There is no 'I' in team, but you can rearrange the letters to spell 'meat'."
  - from "Mother Goose and Grimm" comic strip
• "I understand that one person in 100,000 suffers from this disease, and I am also aware that there are 100,000 members of my union, the Screen Actors Guild, who are working every day. I think, therefore, it is in some way considerate of me that I have taken on the disease for myself, thus protecting the remaining 99,999 SAG members from this fate."
  - British comic actor Dudley Moore, announcing his diagnosis of a rare, incurable brain disorder
• "Enough is as good as a feast."
  - Mary Poppins from the Disney movie, Mary Poppins
• "Ideally, a Pragmatist is an Idealist with a Plan B."
  - Todie from the PS Lounge Forum
• "I'll always remember the girl that first drove me to drink... I never got to thank her."
  - W.C.Fields
• "Writing about music is like dancing about architecture."
  - Thelonius Monk
• "Like those horses in Central Park, they have those blinders, no peripheral vision at all. Keep the blinders on. Here's the road, it's dark, don't worry about the light. It could be a train, it could be a flashlight. Trust what I am telling you, it is not a train."
  - Herm Edwards after the NY Jets beat the Det. Lions to get back to .500 after starting the season 2-5. 11/17/2002
• "Somebody said that the season was over, but I wasn't smart enough to know that, and the players weren't dumb enough to listen to it."
  - Herm Edwards after the NY Jets beat the GB Packers to win the AFC East Championship after starting the season 2-5, 12/29/2002
• "Always use your smarts where it works; use your dumb when it don't."
  - Phosphor, in the Adobe PS Windows Forum
• "Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K!"
  - Ted Theodore Logan
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  - Unknown