Warnings and Disclaimers
DISCLAIMERS:
The peruser(s) of this page shall not in any way, shape, or form, hold the maker(s) of said page responsible for any laughing attacks, burst appedices, lacerations brought on by flesh eating weasels and/or Montreal groundhogs, or spontaneous donning of a feather boa, nor any other actions of the sort,
intent, or purpose as those mentioned above.
Furthermore should the peruser(s) of said page lack in any way that which one would consider humour, please cease and desist from any operation of heavy machinery, torture of small woodland creatures, and/or perusal of said page.
The peruser(s) of said page shall in all good faith guffaw, chuckle, and giggle thouroughly, heartily, and most joyously, in enjoyment of pages, articles, pictures, songs, etc. contained herewith.
The maker(s) of said page shall in all good faith continue to bring smiles to the faces of all depraved and twisted individuals known above as the peruser(s).
Should there be any questions, comments, pats on the back, marriage proposals, unwaranted but thoroughly enjoyed god-like worship, or anything of the sort please send these messages in care of Jaded: THE PANTS Mistress.
Should there be any problems, irritations, mail-bombs, death threats, or similar hate spawned by the jealousy of the unhumourous and/or pathetically pseudonymed please consult the Apologies and Penitent
Supplication Department.
WARNINGS:
Extremely Flammable. Contents under pressure. Do not spray near flame or while smoking. Keep out of reach of children. Do not apply to broken skin. If rash develops discontinue use. Use only as directed.
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal. If swallowed, induce vomiting immediately. Harmful to synthetic fabrics, wood finishes, and plastics.
This is not a laxative, please do not employ as so. Overdose can be fatal. Persons with heart problems should refrain from using this product. If adverse symptoms persist, please see your physician.
