Denfense and Petulant Justification Department
By now you are probably wondering...what is all this THE PANTS crap and what does it have to do with Moist, and why the hell would some obviously depraved and terribly twisted individual want to theme a page around it...
Okay...you have a good point there. Let me try to explain. David Usher seems to have a passion for a certain pair (or pairs) of blue cords. For the longest time I found this pretty darn nasty, however soon I became enthralled with these pants...so enthralled that I decided to write a story about them, for Kate's page...
That was the beginning of a moist legend...many of you know about THE PANTS, and associated strangeness, but if you don't...please take this time to check out the rest of the section, to get better aquainted with the liscivious pleasures of THE PANTS...
So now, you are wondering "I thought this was a moist page, where is the info!?!"...
When I had this idea it began as a being a simple page for myself and the people who had become fans of the whole PANTS thing, and associated themes etc...just a page for Jaded: THE PANTS Mistress and her loyal PANTS Minions...that's all...
Quickly, I began to realize that it had to be more than that...i never wanted to have my own page because i felt that most pages already contain all the info i know, unless of course it is a personal experience of my own...
So i set out to create a page that would appeal to fans who want a little giggle every now and again, who need to laugh about these wonderful guys and their crazy adventures, to get in touch with the humourous spirit of Moist every now and again...
So...yes, at the moment this page may be very bizarre...but it will become a little more mainstream as times goes on and as I can find things that are not available everywhere else...I stand behind the original theme of this page however: fun, frolic, and creativity! THE PANTS rock!
Should you have a problem with this, you may forward it to the Apologies and Penitent Supplication Department.
