The following are 2 top ten lists, entered in my guestbook.
Thank you so much to 'Chick who hates Hanson' for sending them
- Enjoy!!
TOP 10 THINGS HANSON WILL DO WHEN THEY GROW UP
10. Sit on corners and take the money people give them to shut up.
9. Be the next in line to have Michael Jacksons baby.
8."Would you like fries with that?"
7. 'Striptease 2'
6. G.L.O.W. (gorgeous ladies of wrestling)
5. "Attention K-mart shoppers, buy a box of kitty litter, and get
a Hanson cd free!"
4. Host of Mtv's show "One Hit Wonders"
3. Plugging the roly-kit and acne station on the "home shopping
network."
2. Drinking, a LOT of drinking.
1. Settle down, and just try to be good housewives.
TOP 10 MOST FREQUENTLY SAID THINGS BY THE REST OF THE HANSON
FAMILY
10. "Another show, do we have to go?"
9. "I'm tired of answering all Taylor's fan mail!"
8. "Quick, get Zac's brownies out of the oven!"
7. "Yeah, I'm Taylor's sister, I mean brother!"
6. "Where is Isaac's feed bag?"
5. "Mom, Dad, will you buy us a record deal too?"
4. "Why aren't there other guys playing on the Lilith Fair tour?"
3. "If they get a coke commercial, I get a free coke!"
2. "I say expose them as the frauds they are...quiet...moms
coming...the code word is "expose Hanson for the frauds they are"
don't tell anyone!"
1. "What the hell is that noise coming from Taylor's room?"
Oh my gosh. I love those! Of the first set,
I like the one about drinking, and
of the second, the one about the Lillith Fair tour. And the #1.
E-mail me with any other top tens!
(Put 'Top Ten' in the subject of the email)
lizstar@usa.net
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TOP 10 THINGS HANSON WILL DO WHEN THEY GROW UP
10. Sit on corners and take the money people give them to shut up.9. Be the next in line to have Michael Jacksons baby.
8."Would you like fries with that?"
7. 'Striptease 2'
6. G.L.O.W. (gorgeous ladies of wrestling)
5. "Attention K-mart shoppers, buy a box of kitty litter, and get a Hanson cd free!"
4. Host of Mtv's show "One Hit Wonders"
3. Plugging the roly-kit and acne station on the "home shopping network."
2. Drinking, a LOT of drinking.
1. Settle down, and just try to be good housewives.
TOP 10 MOST FREQUENTLY SAID THINGS BY THE REST OF THE HANSON FAMILY
10. "Another show, do we have to go?"
9. "I'm tired of answering all Taylor's fan mail!"
8. "Quick, get Zac's brownies out of the oven!"
7. "Yeah, I'm Taylor's sister, I mean brother!"
6. "Where is Isaac's feed bag?"
5. "Mom, Dad, will you buy us a record deal too?"
4. "Why aren't there other guys playing on the Lilith Fair tour?"
3. "If they get a coke commercial, I get a free coke!"
2. "I say expose them as the frauds they are...quiet...moms coming...the code word is "expose Hanson for the frauds they are" don't tell anyone!"
1. "What the hell is that noise coming from Taylor's room?"
Oh my gosh. I love those! Of the first set, I like the one about drinking, and of the second, the one about the Lillith Fair tour. And the #1.
E-mail me with any other top tens! (Put 'Top Ten' in the subject of the email)
lizstar@usa.net
HaH! Main Page | Geocities Home