Humans against Hanson ~ Stop the Insanity!
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Update:
Here's an e-mail someone sent. Sickening, isn't it?:
"A horrible thing is taking place at TV Guide's TV Gen site. Hanson is
in the lead for King of the "You Sexy Thing" contest. DavidBoreanaz
was in the lead for this "man's" title, until some sickpuppies that
worship Hanson did some ballot box stuffing. Please alertyourvisitors
to this tragic turn of events, and please do your humanitarianduty by
going to the TV Gen site, and voting Hanson out. After all, 3queens
for King is unthinkable. Thanks for listening." Did you read this? We must do everything we can to stop this from happening.
I love Hanson('s Clothes). It's also called I Love Issac's Hands. Help support HaH! Buy a Hanson CD to burn and or smash!
E-mail Erin
E-mail Elle.
Elle's Mission Statement:
This site is not intended or aimed to offend anyone.
This site is purely a mockery of the band Hanson.
I apologize in advance to anyone who likes Hanson and
visits this site.
I do not believe in violence or death toward Hanson.
I am not homophobic and will not refer to Hanson as 'gay'
because that is not my business.
This is simply a peaceful protest.
My sole mission through this site is to educate and to further
people's understanding of why Hanson should be stopped.
Thank you for your time.
Let's send Hanson to the 
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This is important. Please read the
following notices!
Thank you for your overwhelming support of my page. It is greatly appreciated. Notes to you:
1. Please submit any stories, poems, song parodys, even any drawings you might have made of Hanson. I will help create a section of creativity by other Anti-Hansonites on this page. E-mail them to either Elle or me (e-mails found at top of page)
2. I am thinking of carrying out Elle's idea of starting the HaH membership. I will get back to you on that. ~~~Erin, Elle
I really appreciate those of you who have emailed me with positive comments about this page being non-violent. You deserve a lot of respect for honoring other people's opinions.
1. We are not, repeat, not jealous of Hanson.
Elle made this page because she simply DOES NOT like them.
2. We both are female. We are teenagers. We are both heterosexual.
Please don't imply or state otherwise. Elle is sick of hearing it.
3. We do not like Marilyn Manson. Why do people keep saying that?
Note: My music tastes include Sheryl Crow, Sarah McLachlan, Van Morrison, and The Beatles.~~Elle.
My music tastes are "Weird Al" Yancovic (and yes, I saw Hanson on the Weird Al Show. My love of Al helped me not to throw a rock at the TV. Same thing when I heard he directed one of Hanson's videos). Others I like are Madonna, Sheryl Crow and the Smashing Pumpkins.~~Erin
4. Please do not waste your time emailing things like: "Taylor is so cute. You just
love him and you can't admit it. Hanson rulz and you suck!" That is so immature.
We respect your opinions, you like Hanson. We don't. Please respect ours. If you are obsessed with e-mailing us with those complaints, e-mail Erin. She thinks they are amusing. But don't waste your time e-mailing Elle with those things.
Here is a sound clip that someone sent me.
Note: even though it is violent, which is not my thing,
it is still HILARIOUS! Listen in!
Here are some excerpts from emails and guestbook entries
that I just had to include. They are great!
Read 2 absolutely hilarious Hanson top ten lists!
Links to other related sites on the Web
Here are the Lyrics to MmmBop.
Now you can understand the words, even if there is no meaning.
This used to be a link to the homepage of an extremely troubled young girl
who has started a cult, (Yes, a cult.) Devoted to Taylor Hanson
starting a solo career. It is so scary that it made me laugh.
Imagine, a cult for THIS --->
!! Sickening!!
I regret to inform you that this page has shut down... I wonder why?~~Elle
More links coming soon!
You are visitor #since 7/18/97!
Thank you for visiting my page. Hah!-Forever!
Peace,
Elle
Chief Executive Officer (CEO) and Founder of HaH!
Erin
Editor-In-Cheif of HaH!
This page was last updated Monday, December, 28, 1998.
© 1997, 1998
Elle N.
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