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before i get into this story, i should give you a little background on my friends. first there's Wilfredo. Wilfredo is a suit wearing, camel non-filter smoking, flask carrying b-boy who could start a rat pack comeback. this guy is smoove. then there is chuk. chuk likes marilyn manson...and you can tell. on any given occasion, you could see chuk wearing a combination of leather, vinyl, fishnets, and spikes that would make zim-zum jealous. i usually wear dickies and a t-shirt. now. In dela-where(?) there is a fair in the farm town of harrington called, imaginativly, the Harrington Fair. anyway, Fred, chuk and myself decided to go to this fair. there was "the worlds shortest lady", who was nice. i think she was jamaican,but she was wearing a shirt that said "Puerto Rico" on it. then there was the weird shit exhibit. it had mummies of little "devil people", casts of bigfoot foot-prints, and two-headed just abt everything. anyway after we examined the specimens that "defy scientific explaination", i saw a sign that anounced "help wanted-see ticket taker for details". when they refused my offer to become their "real life wildboy", we figured it was time to leave. on our way to the car, just past the "funhouse", this guy (read biker) approaches us, looks at chuk, gets all up in his grill and says, "hey, are you a guy or a girl???". to which chuk replied, "ummm...both." while the biker was a little off balance, i quickly followed with, "yeah, he's the hermaphrodite, we've got a tent right over here, for 50 cents he'll show you." after shaking it off, the biker replied, "naw, yr lying...it's ok, man, i'm in a band too, man" now at this point, we were wondering how the fuck he knew we were in a band. i jumped in with, "oh really, what the name of-"...
"BENT MISSION, man BENT MISSION"
i said, "great, so where are you guy's from" figuring since i hadn't heard the name they weren't from dela'where...maybe maryland i was guessing.
without missing a beat, he made the horned fist, got in my face and screamed, "FROM HELL!!!!!!!" then, he turned around, grabbed is "old lady", spun her around so that her back was facing us, kissed her hard, and grabbed her ass, winking at us over her shoulder.
that's when we decided to leave.
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