Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions About Yr Body Piercing.
Q: "Did it Hurt?"
A: "What the fuck do you think? Some Big Hairy guy grabbed me by the (insert what ever you have pierced)
and shoved a big fat fucking needle through my body, breaking a total of 6 skin layers in the process. Not to meantion
the muscle and tissue underneath. But to answer yr question...NO, IT FUCKING DIDN'T!!!!"
Q: (The ulimate poseur comment to a pierced person:)"I'm Thinking of Having My Belly Button Done...Will That Hurt?"
A: (if you don't have yr belly button done)"How the fuck should i know? That depends on whether or not yr a fucking pussy piece of shit who just wants to be hip, you know, part of the "in-crowd". If you want it to hurt...call the person doing it a cocksucker first and it will hurt."
A: (if you have it done) See Answer to previous two questions and combine them as you see fit.
Q: "Does That Go All the Way Through?"
A: (There are are a few answers i use for this one. I call them "healed" and "unhealed")
(Unhealed) "No...it's a Fucking Magnet. Why do you think it's called a "Body Piercing" fuckface???"
(Healed) Just Pull on whatever it is and watch them almost throw up...This is great at parties and at Denny's.
Q: (more of a comment than a question) I Have a Friend Who Has Her/His _________ Pierced.
A: (Make and Astonished face and exclaim)"Really...hey, I'm real proud of you. It's so nice to hear that yr looking past horrible atrosities such as body piercing and seeing the person within. Next, you should make a Black friend. Then Maybe a Jewish friend. Hey...after a while, i'll bet you could even stomach it to be around...*gasp*...a Homosexual."
If, after answering hours upon hours of mindless questions, they still act like
they are doing you a favor by talking to you...look them dead in
the eye, make two fists, extend yr right hand and say,
"see that?". Then, while they are looking at yr right fist,
punch them in the motherfucking face with the left.
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