...mood eyeballs...
Angelynx:
That's where the Alien Grey bloodline comes in. Anyone studying that
weird face shape and bone structure has already guessed that he's half Reticulan (ask Shanda
or Mulder if you don't believe me=). In addition to advanced space technology and mastery of time travel,
greys can echo-locate. (Or if they can't, they could figure out how to.)
Mosh For Jesus:
Well, Shanda's not on this list anymore but I am ;)
angelynx:
Does that mean Mulder is?! HEY! FOX! Quit lurking back there and post
something! I know you're studying this weird social aberration and
trying to figure out which side we work for! (That is, when you're not
busy downloading stuff from alt.sex.binaries.alien-babes. *heh*)
Mosh For Jesus:
What? Fox Mulder is here???
OK dude, your cover's blown!!
--There. That probably startled him so much (that and the fact that
he's been caught downloading from alt.sex.binaries.alien-babes :)
that he'll screw up and post some personal mail to the list or
something by mistake...
Mosh For Jesus:
And I would like to point out that the Grey Aliens appear to be remote-controlled, either because they're 'droids,
and/or because they have "hive" minds. And that MIBs have been thought by some to be
human-Zeta hybrid slaves without souls. (MIB is short for "Men in Black", beings of UFO folklore
who reportedly appear to many witnesses and abductees, wearing black suits and dark sunglasses,
order them to be silent, speak in a monotone, and exhibit jerky movements as if remote-controlled.)
It's already been established that Manson is of Zeta-Reticuli descent. Now consider this:
WHO/WHAT DOES MANSON LOOK LIKE IN THAT BLACK SUIT/ RED SHIRT/WRAP-AROUND-SHADES OUTFIT ????? AND WHAT'S HE TRYING TO TELL
US UP THERE ON THAT PODIUM WHEN HE FLOPS OVER LIKE A PUPPET ???? AND
THOSE COMMENTS ABOUT A POLICE STATE???? HUH???? Well?????? The answer
seems clear enough! He's a MIB!!! !!! A renegade MIB trying to warn us of the IMPENDING
ALIEN TAKEOVER!!!! (In retaliation, no doubt, for the theft of his eyeballs!!) We must
RESIST!!!!! BOYCOTT GREY ALIENS NOW!!!!! dON'T surrender without a FIGHT!!
ONE PLACE TO GET THOSE CONTACTS, should you lose your real eyes:
http://www.nobis.com/btech/lenses-1.html
angelynx:
*MWOO HOO HOO HA HA HA HAAHHH!!!*
[angelynx falls off office chair, laughing till she gasps for breath.
Fellow workers peer anxiously through door. angelynx recovers, closes
door, goes back to keyboard]
Stop stop! I can't breathe! *gasp* Mosh dear, many thanks for the funniest thing to appear here in,
well, lately. I don't know how I can possibly top it....*yet*....>=)
(Cripes, is there space in this world for some Manson/X-Files crossover
fanfic?)...
...go on to X-Files Case #9637,The Alien Antichrist.
