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2. You are driving down a main road and you come to a red light. Unfortunately , the person behind you has just experienced brake failure.
3. You experience brake failure!
4. You notice for the first time that your spare tire is flat.
5. You need a 90 average to be exempt from a final, your average is 89.49 and you teacher rounds down.
6. Shoveling the end of your driveway so you can get your car out only to have the plow guy come down your street and put all the snow back.
7. A traffic jam or delay caused by some idiot who saw a police car on the side of the road and had to slow down to look at it.
8. Buying a soda from a machine that supplies the cup and pours the soda into it and the cup falls sideways.
9. Waiting on a LONG line at a theme park for a roller coaster ride only to have it break down just before you get to go on.
10. Your car dying at a drive through window.
11. Spending hours setting up a domino creation and your pet comes along to get a closer look.
12. Buying a 2000 piece puzzle, searching for all the edges, putting them all together, and realizing that you missed one.
13. In the middle of putting together this puzzle, your mom decides to vacuum.
14. Playing BINGO at a full table. Someone at the table screams "BINGO!", shakes the table thus messing up everyone else's cards, brings the card up and sees that he or she did not have BINGO in the first place.
15. Waiting for a "whodunit" answer on TV from a show that was on the past three days only to have it interrupted by a stupid news brief.
16. Biting into a hamburger and finding something crunchy.
17. Your TI-85 dies in the middle of your calculus final.
18. Playing "Chutes and Ladders" and landing on that spot three spaces away from the end that "chutes" you back to the beginning.
19. A mass of birds flying overhead.
20. Yahoo! ( sort of )
21. Apple Computers.
22. Life!
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