"What Are They Thinking? Oasis - Everywhere Else



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IN THE STUDIO

Here's some more "in the studio" thoughts from us editors. (4/12/98)

Noel: I can't believe Liam's late again. Even after I warned him I'd kick him out of the band...
Guigsy: Oh no! Liam's late again. I hope Noel doesn't kick him out of the band...
Bonehead: Guigsy, you twit. He can't kick Liam out of the band. Oh wait...I'm not supposed to know what you're thinking.
Guigsy: Oh yeah. Sorry. Let me just turn the volume down here...*twists his ear*
Bonehead: *staring*....okay. NOW I'm getting freaked out.
Alan: I hope Guigsy didn't get another guitar pick stuck in his ear. Man, that was murder getting out last time.
Noel: That's it. When he comes in, he's going right back out. On his arse. I'm sick of waiting for him every time we try to record.
Liam: *walking around outside studio* Let's see...am I late enough yet? Nope, just 30 minutes. I can make Noel madder than THAT...
Noel: Just who does he think he is? The lead singer or something?
Guigsy: Hey, Boney! Liam's outside the studio, why don't you just go make him come in?
Bonehead: I'm warning you, Guigsy...stop talking to me. You're beginning to make me really nervous. Hey...how do you know he's outside the studio? Don't answer that! I'm not supposed to hear you!!
Guigsy: I see him through the wall, how else?
Bonehead: OH, I told you not to answer that. Oh, MAN, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that last enchilada. I'm hearing things.
Alan: I wonder if Ben Folds Five has an opening for an extra drummer...
Noel: He's pushed me one too many times. I don't care if he IS my brother, he's got to go.
Alan: ...but do I really WANT to be a drummer for a band that can't even count to three? I should get Guigsy to come with...nah, he's weird. I should get Boney to come with me. Then at least they'd have five guys in the band...
Guigsy: Boney.
Bonehead: Stop it!
Liam: *still outside* Hey! You two shut up! What if Noel hears you and figures out I'm out here?
Bonehead: Oh yeah. Sorry, Lia...LIAM??
Liam: What?
Bonehead: That's it. I'm off. *taking off out the door*
Noel: Where does Bonehead think he's going?
Guigsy: Boney? Where're you going? Come back! *goes after Bonehead*
Alan: I think I'll go look them up. Ben Folds...*going out to find a phone book*
Noel: AHHHHHH!
Liam: *outside* Wait a minute...I just thought of something. *going in the studio*
Noel: "So! You decide to show up now! Well, because of you the whole band's already gone! Liam, I am totally kicking you out of..."
Liam: "Hey. Wait a minute, stupid. We're not recording any more records for two years, remember??"
Noel:"....oh. Yeah. Well, olright, then, let's go home."

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