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BONEHEAD'S BANK HOLIDAY
(THE OASIS PARODY PAGE)



THIS IS THE COOLEST DUDE!!

Meet Eric Stretch, this dude in this boy-band called No Authority. *L* Yeah, I know. Boy bands suck. But when my cousins dragged me to a 98 Degrees concert the other night, this group was opening for 'em, and they RULE! No flashy boy-band crap, just some guys onstage having fun. Trust me, they were cool. But that guy....he took the cake. *L* And super-plus...he's a sk8er!! *L* I followed him around with the zoom lens on my camera thru the whole set. :) I even got semi-violent when he disappeared out of my lens frame once and I couldn't find him. *L* So anyway. Ain't he adorable? *L*



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THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND


DIAL 1-900 FOR TONY HAWK!!!!!!!!

For those of you who know nothing about extreme sports....get off my page. *L* J/K Anyway, for those of you who don't know, Tony Hawk (a/k/a the greatest sk8boarder ever), pulled off a 900 on the vert ramp on yesterday's X-Games. This trick is impossible. Or was, anyway. 2 1/2 spins and a landing - no one has ever done it before and it's unlikely anybody'll ever do it again. It was a historic moment. If you missed it live, check it out here, it's amazing:
Tony Hawk's 900 in .avi format
Tony pulling the trick in real-time speed; includes the guys putting the magical sk8boarder mojo on him before he takes off :)

Tony Hawk's 900 in slow motion .avi format
The trick itself, from two angles, in slow motion. Freaking amazing.

TONY HAWK - LONG MAY HE FLY



I WILL RETURN!!!

(7/11/99) - I'M WORKIN', PEOPLE. I'VE BEEN WRITING UPDATES AND CLEANING UP PAGES FOR A WHILE NOW, AND I'M ALMOST GETTING THE WHOLE THING BACK UNDER CONTROL. PLUS, I'VE GOT MORE TIME THIS 2ND SUMMER SESSION OF COLLEGE, 'CAUSE MY CLASSES DON'T ENTAIL HOMEWORK. ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, JUST BE PATIENT A LIL' LONGER, AND I'LL HAVE IT ALL FIXED FOR YA. L8ER DAZE.

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WHATSTHESTORY & MORNINGGLORY - BBH EDITORS

FOR NOW...

If you're bored, check out
The Diary of Liam Gallagher, which hasn't been updated since the MTV Road Rules installment (for those of you who are on my page a lot), but I'm putting it up here 'cause some people who hadn't ever read this installment were asking for it.
Titanic: An Epic Parody Adventure, starring the members of Oasis
The "Translated" Version of Wibbling Rivalry, a transcript of the infamous interview put into more American non-alcoholic terms
You Wanna Be Who You'd Be, a quiz that lets you e-mail your answers in to discover what member of Oasis you have the most in common with
OR
If you're in the joining mood
The "Those Other Three Guys" Club, the club devoted to Guigsy, Bonehead, Alan and their strange yet harmless fans,
The Anti-Beanie Baby Coalition, dedicated to the hatred and mocking of stuffed animals
M-M-Mad For It!!! The Crazy Side of Oasis Ring, my webring, obviously
OR
If you just wanna get outta here
The Links Page is separated into non-helpful categories, dividing Oasis pages from strictly Noel pages, Liam pages, etc., etc.

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