"The Battle Of The Bands"

We all know Noel is a master songwriter by this time. If we don't....then we're deaf. But Noel doesn't just listen to his own music all the time. Duh. So I've decided to start writing a few parody songs every now and then that put Oasis-ish lyrics in other bands' popular songs. Noel & Oasis vs. the other popular recording artists of yesterday and today. I also may do some other stuff, like comparing lyrics between the bands, using song titles off their albums to write stories, or even making up real fights between them. But for now, just check out the First Round of "The Battle Of The Bands."



ROUND 1






"Noel & Oasis vs. John Wozniak & Marcy Playground"

Noel took it upon himself to rewrite Marcy Playground's hit single "Sex and Candy":
"Coke and Cornflakes
Thrashin' 'round
Downtown with my brother
And I had too much time
To sit and think about me life
And then there it was
Like a double shot of gin
Yeah, there it was
Like health food with a spin
I smell coke and....cornflakes
Here, mmm
Sprinkled on with loving
Care, mmm
And does anybody happen to have a pint of milk?
Mama, don't wake me from this dream
Floatin' 'round
Somewhere near the ceiling
'Cause I've had too much "frosted flakes"
And I'm not thinkin' 'bout my health
'Cause there it was
Like Kellogg's with a twist
Yeah, there it was
And it sure beats gettin' pissed
I smell coke and....cornflakes
Here, mmm
Sprinkled on with loving
Care, mmm
And does anybody happen to have a pint of milk?
Mama, don't wake me from this dream
Yeah, mama, this is my greatest dream



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