WEDDING RIVALRY
Okay, we all know that Liam & Patsy are holding off a bit longer before they get married. They still plan on getting married, and when they finally do, there's gonna be a wedding party. And you know that it's not gonna be you're ordinary wedding party.
So this weeks Wibbling Rivalry spin-off is "WEDDING RIVALRY." Its just a preview of what could happen at the real thing.
[LIAM & PATSY MAKE THEIR ENTRANCE,BUT LIAM STARTS ACTING UP & YOU CAN SEE THAT PATSY IS GETTING ANNOYED.]
PATSY:[TURNS TO LIAM] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU THINK IT'S ROMANTIC TO ACT LIKE A CLOWN AT YOUR OWN WEDDING PARTY.
LIAM: I DON'T.
PATSY: THAT WAS YOUR QUOTE YOU PRICK,"IT'S SOOOOOOOO ROMANTIC, IT'S SOOOOOOO ROMANTIC."
LIAM: SO WHAT? I'M HAVING THE CRACK. JOHN LENNON USED TO BURN ABOUT DOING MAD LITTLE THINGS AT HE & YOKO'S WEDDING PARTY.
PATSY: -& WERE YOU AT THEIR WEDDING PARTY?
LIAM: WERE YOU?
PATSY: NO, BUT WERE YOU?
LIAM: YES.
PATSY: WELL, YOU MUST BE PRETTY OLD THEN. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
LIAM: 'BOUT 25,000
PATSY: YOU'RE NOT EVEN 25.
LIAM: I'M 24.
PATSY: RIGHT, & I'M OLDER THAN YOU, & I WASN'T EVEN AT JOHN LENNON'S WEDDING PARTY, SO SHUT-UP ABOUT BEING AT JOHN LENNON'S WEDDING PARTY.
LIAM: WELL, I'M SURE THAT JOHN LENNON'S WEDDING PARTY WAS GREAT BECAUSE HE KNEW HOW TO HAVE FUN, YOKO LET HIM ACT UP.
PATSY: [SUPER-INDIGNANT] YOU THINK BECAUSE JOHN LENNON ACTED UP AT HIS WEDDING PARTY, THAT MADE IT GREAT. THAT'S BULL!
LIAM: WELL, THEIR WEDDING PARTY HAD SOMETHING THAT OURS DOESN'T HAVE.
PATSY: WHAT?
LIAM: EXCITEMENT.
PATSY: OUR WEDDING PARTY HAS EXCITEMENT! IT HAS EXCITEMENT!
LIAM: IT DOESN'T IF YOU START ACTING LIKE A BORING OLD LADY.
PATSY: LOOK LIAM, YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. THIS PARTY IS NOT JUST FOR YOU, IT'S NOT JUST FOR ME, IT'S FOR BOTH OF US.
LIAM: YOU'RE GETTING HUNG UP ABOUT A SILLY LITTLE WEDDING PARTY.
PATSY:[GETS REALLY ANNOYED LOOK ON HER FACE] TELL ME LIAM, DO YOU HAVE ANY REACURRING NIGHTMARES?
LIAM: JUST THE ONE.
PATSY: WHAT?
LIAM: I HAVE TO STAY MARRIED TO YOU FOREVER.
...Gee, isn't that romantic. If that doesn't put you in a lovey-dovey mood for Valentine's Day than I don't know what will.
In-case you missed it, here's last week's spin-off,