(Liam leaps up & shoves Noel, and they are eventually pulled apart by security guards.)
Crowd: (chants) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Noel: *Bleep* off! You're full of shite Liam.
Liam: You're the one who talks shite, mate.
Jerry Springer: Okay, let's go back to the beginning. I'm sure there were problems between you two long before oasis ever came about.
Noel: Oh yeah, mate. Our Kid has always been a hot head. -Always gettin' into trouble, always wantin' to start something. He's mad.
Liam: You're the mad one you *bleeping* *bleeper*. You're the one always *bleeping* about like you're some tough geezer. If I talk shite atleast I can back it up, but you're afraid of everyone & you try to cover it up with your music.
Noel:Liam, no one talks more sh*t than you & you never back it up. Everything you do is an act & that's why no one can stand you.
Liam: That's a load of bullocks. I've got a beautiful wife, mate & she's mad for me.
Noel: If she's so mad for you then why is she always flirting with me?
Liam: *Bleep* off, mate. You wish Patsy flirted with you.
Noel: Oh, she does. She wishes she married me instead of you and she told me that.
Jerry Springer: Well, we've got Patsy here, so let's bring her out.