One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song? Did you guess which thing was not like the others? Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong? If you guessed that the curly haired, talentless freak in the back is not like the others, Then you're absolutely...right!
Tony McCarroll appears to be under the illusion that he's still part of Oasis, and that he deserves their money. Is there any way that all of us Oasis fans can shut Tony up? I suppose we could sew his mouth up, but we might get in some sort of trouble for doing that. That's why every Oasis fan should buy the Tony McCarroll voo-doo doll. Hey, you can't get arrested for injuring a doll. Can you?
So PLEASE purchase the Tony McCarroll voo-doo doll, because when it comes to Oasis -TONY MCCARROLL JUST DOESN'T BELONG!
To order a Tony McCarroll voo-doo doll please call 1-800-555TONY
*Ladies and gentlemen, please keep in mind that this is a complete joke. Any injuries that occur to Tony McCarroll in the near future are purely coincidental. index
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