SO, YOU DON'T LIKE PATSY KENSIT. MAYBE YOU'RE A LITTLE JEALOUS, BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO MARRY LIAM. WELL, NOW YOU CAN GET BACK AT PATSY WITH OUT LEAVING THE HOUSE!
JUST ORDER THE PATSY KENSIT VOO-DOO DOLL! IT'S CHEAP & EASY TO USE [JUST LIKE PATSY!]. TO ORDER CALL 1-800-NOPATSY
*LADIES & GENTLEMAN, PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS IS A COMPLETE JOKE. ANY INJURIES THAT OCCUR TO PATSY IN THE NEAR FUTURE ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
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