1.) If you were walking down the street & saw Noel Gallagher to your right & a woman being mugged to your left, would you:

A. Run to the aid of the woman, forgetting that Noel was even there.

B. Wave to Noel and say hello, then help the woman.

C. Run up to Noel; ask him for his autograph; start a coversation with him; & just hope that someone else helps the woman.

2.)If you were in a bookstore & saw an issue of Q magazine with a feature article on oasis, but you're outta cash, would you:

A. Accept the fact that you can't afford it & just leave the store.

B. Attempt to read the article while in the store, eventhough you know the sales-clerk will give you a hard time due to the store's "You read it; you buy it" policy.

C. Wait until nobody's looking, stuff the magazine in your coat, & run home.

3.) You walk into the local record store on February 28/29 to buy Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants & the clerk says, "Sorry, we don't have any more copies left..you should've come earlier." Would you:

A. Go home, slightly annoyed, & wait until the new shipment comes in.

B. Leave the store & drive to the next closest record store (which happens to be over 20 miles away).

C. Grab the clerk's throat & say, "What the heck are you doing only getting 50 copies?! What are you, a complete & utter idiot?" ...& then drive over 20 miles to the next closest record store & purchase the CD.

4.) You're sitting down in a diner having some lunch when you hear the guy in the next booth saying, "The worst band in the world has got to be oasis. I've only heard a few of their songs & they just wish they were The Beatles I don't know what everybody sees in 'em. If they come on the radio I just turn it off. They think they're God's gift to music, but they're as worthless as maggots." Would you:

A. Roll your eyes at the guy as you leave the diner.

B. Turn to him & say, "Actually oasis is quite good. How can you judge them if you've only heard couple of their songs?"

C. Leap into his booth, grab his ear & scream, "WHAT'S THE MATTER, ARE YOUR EARS BROKEN, HUH? OR ARE YOU JUST BRAINLESS? OASIS ARE THE BEST BAND OUT THERE! YOU MUST BE THE DUMBEST GUY I'VE EVER SEEN. OH YEAH, & DID I MENTION THAT YOU'RE UGLY? OH, & YOUR HAIR IS GREASY...TRY WASHING IT WITH WATER, NOT CRISCO!" Then you dump his glass of water over his head & leave.

5.) Your favorite radio station is having an exclusive interview & concert session with oasis. The only way you can go is if you win tickets. Do you:

A. Call the station a few times, hoping to be the lucky caller who wins a pair of tickets; but you give up after a couple times because the phone is always busy.

B. Continue calling the station all day long, never giving up on winning the tickets.

C. Chain yourself to the door of the station's broadcasting booth & refuse to leave until you're given tickets.

6.) You're watching your There & Then video when your mom comes up to you & says, " I don't want you to watch this video anymore. Those 'lads' use vulgar language, & it's a bad influence." Do you:

A. Tell her you think she's treating you like a baby, bud grudgingly give her the tape.

B. Argue with her for an hour over the issue, hide the tape where she can't find it, & watch it every time she's not home.

C. Say, "Bad influence my butt!".....& continue to watch the video, threatning to destroy her Martha Stewart video collection if she touches your video.

7.) You stop at the local t-shirt shop to buy a cool oasis t-shirt you've been saving up for. But, when you enter the store, you see some guy buying the last one. Do you:

A. Go home, extremely pissed that you'll have to wait until they get a new supply of oasis t-shirts.

B. Beg the guy to let you have the shirt & even pretend to cry a little in hopes he'll feel sorry for you.

C. Put a gun to the guy's head & say, "Just hand over the oasis t-shirt & nobody gets hurt."

8.) You've won tickets to a huge oasis concert in England, but it's on the same night as your highschool graduation. Do you:

A. Give the tickets to a friend & attend your graduation.

B. Sell the tickets for double the original price & use the money to buy oasis stuff. That way, you can still go to graduation & will have plenty of money to spend on oasis cds, posters, books, etc.

C. Forget the graduation ceremony, go to the concert, & have the time of your life.

9.) Your little brother sells all your oasis cds for a dollar at your family's garage sale. Do you:

A. Yell at your brother & start saving up to buy the new oasis cds.

B. Frantically search for the guy who bought the cds so you can beg him to give them back.

C. Slap your brother repeatedly in the face & demand that he buy you new oasis cds.

10.) You're working at a hotdog stand when Liam walks up & orders two hotdogs. Do you:

A. Say, "Wow, I've never waited on anyone famous before, cool!" Then you give him his order & move on to the next customer.

B. You say, "Oh my gosh.....you're Liam Gallagher! Can I have your autograph?"

C. You beg him to have his picture taken with you. You ask for his autograph, go on & on about how great he is. Then, when he turns to leave, you leave work & follow him around town, taking pictures of him all the way.

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