YOU ASKED FOR THEM, AND NOW YOU'VE GOT 'EM. FROM THE MAKER OF THE PATSY KENSIT VOO-DOO DOLL, COMES THE SPICE GIRLS VOO-DOO DOLLS.
How many times has this happened to you:
You're sitting in your room listening to the radio, when you hear "......if you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends..." You turn the radio off as fast as you possibly can, & run downstairs to watch some T.V. As you're channel surfing, you happen to pass by MTV, only to see The Spice Girls shooting their hairspray guns, in their ever so terrible "Say You'll Be There" video. You know that if you see one more second of this video, you'll barf up your lunch & maybe even a lung. So, you go to do the most logical thing you can think of doing......you attempt to change the channel. But, when you hit the channel changing button, nothing happens. The batteries in the remote have died. You run out the door, in an attempt to escape the video & take a walk to the local bookstore in order to find some peace & quiet. But when you enter the store, you see a whole shelf full of "Girl Power"...a book about The Spice Girls. You make a B-line for the exit, and begin walking back home. You're just about home when a car drives down the street "bumpin'" The Spice Girls on it's "phatty system". You drop to the ground and cover your ears, but that idiot's radio is too loud; you can't escape the sound of The Spice Girls. Before you know it you're lying in the middle of the street in a fetal position screaming, "Why me? Why me? Why must I be surrounded by the terrible sounds of The Spice Girls?" Well, now you don't have to feel helpless any longer. You can get back at The Spice Girls by ordering Spice Girls Voo-Doo dolls. You can order each doll separately for $12.00 each, or you can get all 5 (Emma, Geri, Mel C, Mel B, & Victoria) for only $55.00. If you order now, we'll throw in a Patsy Kensit Voo-Doo Doll, absolutely free. Order by calling "1-800-SPDORKS"
*LADIES & GENTLEMAN, PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS IS A COMPLETE JOKE. ANY INJURIES THAT OCCUR TO THE SPICE GIRLS IN THE NEAR FUTURE ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
The above picture is taken from a page called Death to the Spice Girls
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