[Noel and Liam walk out, and the crowd applauds.]
JERRY: Noel, the last time we were here you were fighting with your brother Liam, who felt you had too much control over him. Is that still the problem?
NOEL: No; now Liam's just acting like a jerk for no reason. I mean, things were going alright after we were on your show; I even let Liam write a song for our next album. But all of the sudden he started acting distant, and he stopped showing up at the studio and stuff. He's f***ing mad, mate.
LIAM: Yer mad, ya wanker!
NOEL: All Liam does is complain and sulk, but it's for no reason at all. How can we record another album if he refuses to cooperate with the rest of the band? He always seems to have something else on his mind, and that's the wrong attitude to have when you're trying to record an album. I'm afraid his attitude is starting to rub off on the rest of the band members. Bonehead has also seemed preoccupied as of late, and he seems to be hanging out with Liam a lot more. I guess Liam's sort of a bad influence on Bonhead.
LIAM: [Fidgets in his seat.] You just leave Bonehead out of this!
JERRY: Perhaps Liam still doesn't think he has enough say in the band.
NOEL: This has nothing to do with Oasis. Liam's just lost the plot. Even Patsy admits that Liam has been acting strange.
JERRY: Patsy? Isn't she your wife.....the one who was cheating on you?
LIAM: She wasn't cheating on me. That was a load of bullsh*t, mate.
JERRY: Well, let's bring Patsy out.
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