MELODY MAKER

Liam Gallagher has been sadly missed by the tabloids since he recently decided to start behaving like an adult. They obviously missed him so much at The Sun that they simply had to get him back in The Bizarre column somehow. So they mocked up a "Secret Diary Of Liam Gallagher (Aged 25 3/4)" in the style of those hilarious diary entries by Sue Townsend's fictional character Adrian Mole.
They asked the question "Is Rock Wildman Liam Gallagher Turning Over A New Leaf?" and claim he was spotted in a studio with Patsy, who was recording a voiceover for the new Crunchy Nut Cornflakes ad, taking his mum to the hairdressers. They've also noticed that he's been "missing from his usual boozy haunts for months".
Each entry tok a peek into the "rebel's dull new life", which included his recent shopping trip with Patsy, allegedly nicking the free shampoo from his LA hotel and buying more Cornish pastie shoes from Clarks...
And as if Liam's hard man image wasn't tarnished enough, The Sun told about how he spent Ł500 on a suite in London's Regent's Park Marriott Hotel - just so he could take a bath! The singer apparently said: "I stayed at the hotel because I had no water. I couldn't stay in a house with no water."
At the Blue Note in Camden was the Wiiija Records party, where Cornershop were DJing. Some of the Wiiija bands were there - Bis, Velocette & Whistler; as well as Ewan McGregor and Noel Gallagher who's mates with the 'Shop. They were getting off on the music.

c 1998 Andrew Turner

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