MELODY MAKER

So Patsy Kensit and Liam Gallagher can no longer deny that a baby is on the way. The couple were snapped on a beach in a Sun "picture exclusive" during a recent break in Majorca. The pictures of the five-month pregnant actress in a bikini, "showed off" her obvious bump and the paper pointed out "Lumpy Liam", who was letting his belly hang out too. Despite the blazing sunshine, the Oasis singer apparently kept his combat trosuers on the whole time.
The News Of The World has already decided that the baby is a girl. It claimed that the couple have ordered decorators to paint "the Gallaghers wonderwalls pink". They have supposedly spent "thousands" transforming a "swanky lounge" into a "posh air-conditioned nursery" at their "trendy" Primrose Hill home.
Meanwhile, The Sunday Mirror asked "What's happening to Liam Gallagher?" It voiced its concern that the star has been off the booze, and also that he accepted a lift from two tourists "without punching them" Now, it believes that Liam has been spotted learning about the "joys of impending motherhood" by joining Patsy for ante-natal classes. Asked if he'd "be cutting any cords", Liam allegedly replied: "Nah, I'm just the singer, mate."

c 1998 Andrew Turner

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