MELODY MAKER

Do you sometimes envy Noel Gallagher? Well, you shouldn't. Remember, he may have millions in the bank and the adulation of a generation, but the poor bloke still has to cope with the endless torment and indignity that goes with being a Manchester City supporter.
According to Tuesday's Sun, Noel got out of his executive box, beer can in hand, while watching City's 3-0 thrashing at the hands of the mighty Fulham - thus annoying a Fulham official, who pointed out that boozing in the stands contravenes licensing regulations. Noel reportedly responded with a Mr. Agreeable-like tirade, whereupon the jobsworth grabbed the can and poured Noel's ale on the ground, leaving him "gobsmacked". Our Kid was there too, and Fulham's faithful chanted: "Liam, Liam, what's the score?" until he gave them one of his famous hand signals...

c 1998 Andrew Turner

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