MELODY MAKER

Shock! Horror! Liam Gallagher out on the beer sensation! The Mirror's Matthew Wright reported Liam's return to his "bad-boy ways". He was supposedly spotted on a "massive bender" with a "gorgeous" brunette.
The drinking session allegedly began in Laim's own neighbourhood, north London's Primrose Hill, in the Queen's pub and then continued at "the capital's celebrity hangout, The Met Bar". Most guests had supposedly left the bar by five in the morning, but Liam didn't leave until dawn. The paper claims that Liam later defended himself by saying: "She was a friend of one of my friends. I was never alone with her."
Meanwhile the Sun has suggested that Liam is "out of the doghouse" and that Patsy Kensit has moved back into the couple's home. The paper claimed that Liam was "over the moon" and has welcomed the new addition to the family - an Alsatian puppy! Kensit reportedly told the paper: "I've bought her for security reasons - for when Liam goes out and I'm on my own at home. Isn't she gorgeous?" It went on to make some predictable suggestions for the pup's name - "Champagne Super-Rover" and "Wonderwoof"!
Meanwhile, the News Of The World splashed topless pictures of Meg Mathews and hubby Noel frolicking in the sea during their holiday in Thailand. Under the headline: "MEG-NIFICENT!" it claimed that Meg was "proudly revealing her Ł3,000 boob job for the first time." [This despite constant denials by her]

c 1998 Andrew Turner

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