MELODY MAKER

Noel Gallagher was pictured by The Star in a cutesy pose with wife Meg, under the headline "Noel's Oa-kiss". The couple were noticed dining at the trendy Momo's restaurant in London'd West End.
Meanwhile, The Mirror snapped the millionaire musician making a withdrawal from his local cash machine. He gave them a rare grin to the camera as he stuffed his wad into his pocket.
The real shock revelation came in the Sun, however, with the headline "Noel gives drugs the Big E", and a story claiming that Noel thinks he's getting too old for narcotics and is worried about his health - although, as the inevitable quote from "a pal" put it: "Noel has decided to knock drugs on the head. Obviously, he's not going to turn into a saint overnight. I don't think the day will come when he gives up booze and fags."
However, the day will soon come when Noel and Liam lookalikes play Tweedledum and Tweedledee in a TV adaptation of Lewis Carroll's "Alice Through The Looking Glass", to be screend at Christmas, according to all of the tabloids. Mad Hatter for it, you might say.
Also, at The Camden Falcon, for the Smaller gig, was Liam Gallagher looking tanned and clean-shaven hanging out with Cerys Matthews of Catatonia - now she's more man than he'll ever be.

c 1998 Andrew Turner

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