NEW MUSICAL EXPRESS

...it's just that putting on a rubbish Scottish brogue has been the 'new black' ever since Irvine Welsh threw a party at a swanky London niterie this week to celebrate the launch of his new play "You'll Have Had Your Hole" (correct response: 'Yes, Ta, But we ordered Tiramisu'). Literally everyone was there: All Saints, Mel B, Noel Gallagher and Meg Mathews and their assorted entourages laughed embarrassingly loud at all the wrong bits (the drug abuse, the male rape, the, um, 'jokes')

c 1998 Andrew Turner

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