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Noel Gallagher meanwhile, had his invitation to the Love bash revoked after news reached LA of the terrifying scenes of violence at a recent Man City game. Apparently, Noel was so incensed by the inevitable shitness of his team's performance that he raced out of the VIP box at half-time and started screaming abuse at the opposing fans! Such behaviour didn't go down too well with the penguin-suited staff, who promptly confiscated Noel's can of Kestrel lager, poured it down the sink before his very eyes and then threw him out to watch the rest of the match with the paying plebs. Then, when the match was over, Noel returned to his luxury Rolls to find it'd been clamped and he was forced to get the bus home. Y'know what they say - the bigger they are the more of a twat they look trying to change a £50 note on a Cityhopper.

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