The College Page

Nut's College Page

I gotta website already. Might as well add a college page. I got lots to say about college. Theres lots to say. At college I used to be neked, but I think that name has thankfully been thrown out the window.

College Poems here

who is

kit?

Katie, or Catherine. We all call her Katie. She is really more of a Katie than a Catherine. I mean, she doesn't even know how to spell her name Catherine, cause she never uses it. I call her kit cause it suits her jus fine. Kit plays bassoon jus like me. We played in the same band next to each other. She is one of my roomies now. These are the only similarities between us, other than our love for the hunka. She likes wier things, like eating heads of lettuce and such. She doesn't like condiments or sauces, so she eats her pastas plain, and her salads go naked. Yeah, she's freakley when it comes to eating.

She has a boyfriend who goes to Cornell. His name is Andy. Andy is funny. He is also our provider, our provider of Loganberry. He dresses really awesome too, like an english professor with good taste. He is a molecular biologist or something. Something involving like nano particles..yeah. He'll be the destroyer of the worlld someday. And I know him.
This was an aim chat (obviously):

valdijazz: omg! do you know what day it is?
KatieKanigit: umm paul hanson's birthday?
valdijazz: you freak! do you think i actually know that?
valdijazz: no guess again
KatieKanigit: well ya never know with you, hehe
KatieKanigit: umm i don't know
valdijazz: what is that sposed to mean?
valdijazz: how coul you not know!
valdijazz: it is a wekkly celebration of the cerebral cortex!
valdijazz: never mmind mortal!
KatieKanigit: what is that
valdijazz: it's poetry in pj"s !!!!
valdijazz: a mortal:katie
KatieKanigit: poetry night
KatieKanigit: ?
valdijazz: d-d-d-d-duh!
KatieKanigit: sorry!!!!
KatieKanigit: i'm sooo sorry how could i have forgotten
valdijazz: you are forgiven, you did not know. you are only human
valdijazz: god is forgiving
KatieKanigit: ok good but what does that make you
KatieKanigit: oh were god now are we
valdijazz: do not fear child
valdijazz: no, who said anything about we?
valdijazz: that is the differencebetween you and me

nother aim chat:

KatieKanigit: it was soooo difficult to get out of bed and even mor edifficult to get dressed
valdijazz: it was difficult to take a shower for me
KatieKanigit: didn't do that that's what nights are for
valdijazz: i need one o wake me up in the morning
valdijazz: plus i feel all gross when i wake up
KatieKanigit: oh
KatieKanigit: see that's teh difference betweeeen you and me
valdijazz: ahh yes, yes it is
valdijazz: you had to put that in din you
valdijazz: lol
KatieKanigit: yes i was forced by some unseen power
valdijazz: competely understandable

Bryana

Comprehensive Guide to My Friend's Name
Bryana has many names. These include Bryanna, Bryanana, Bryana with one n (jus to clarify you know), and bry. She prefers Bryana. Do not call her Bryanna as if you are pronouncing it "BREEE-ANNA". This will anger her. This one time Kate called her that, and she disowned Kate for a good couple of seconds, and they're roomies so you know they're tight. Pronounce it "BREEE-AWWWWNNAW". This is the most important thing to know about nana. It is properly and whatnot.

One cool thing, maybe the only cool thing, about bry (other than everything cause bry is da man) is her special talent. It is real freaky. The process involves moving her hand gently across her nose so it creates small, quick vibrations at the tip of the nose at frequencies that no average human is capable of. This creates a "fwapfwapfwap" sound, with the fwaps ocurring at fractions of a second, one after the other. There are perhaps 100's of fwaps per second. My nose only fwaps perhaps 5fps (fwaps per second). So you can imagine we are all very proud to be friends of the bry.

Ash

Ashley Hodder. I met her through Kit. She is now one of me roomies. She is obsessed with things. Like her books. They are in perfect condition, whereas mine are missing pages and all beat to heck. She is obsessed with Lord of the Rings, and she plays the trivial pursuit game and knows all the answers. What a nerd! She like Star Wars and Harry potter. Pretty much really long movies series with good plots, she can qoute most of them for you. It is good to watch a movie with her. "That roar, they made that combineing the sound of a rock grinding against another rock with a five year old screaming." You learn a lot.

Lots of men like Ashely or think she is hot (cause she is..oh yeah). These men include Richard who is like this lazy needy stalker type aimed at getting the ashley. Brian likes Ashley but, see, not like that way. They are like brother and sister she says. This drunk guy who ran in a stop sign tried to pick her up once but that din run over smoothly. There are others that I have forgotten bout.
Ash has seen all the obscure child hood flicks that i've seen as a child that noone else seems to know.
The Hobbit
Return To Oz
Little Monsters
My Pet Monster
Through the Looking Glass
Demolition Man
There are more but I can't recall them all.

Matt

Matt is a hippy. Here is a picture of Matt. Matt likes Bob Marley. I know this because he had a giant poster of Bobbo on his wall at school. Matt also taught me how to play chess, but I dun remember any of it. He likes crack bunnies. I gave him like almost a whole crack bunny once and he ate the whole thing in only a few days. It was amazing.
Matt is on frisbee team. They have little occult-like frisbee team gatherings on some nights. At these, I have been informed, they violently throw balls at each other for amusement. So we went to one of these things to check it out and dragged some bubble tea there and tried to get people to try it. A few people were so drunk that we din need no covincing. It looked cool so they drank. I;m sure that habit will catch up with them someday. We constructed a nurse's hat out of newspaper and then wrote on the bubble tea "what ails you" and tried to get people to drink it that way too. But everyone was too busy yelling across the room to people who were right next to them.

Nic

Nic=boy crazy. This is true. I was given permission by Nic to post this elaboate history for you'ins. Let me give you an extensive history of her boys:
2002-2003:

1)Brian:: This is a long one. Played bassoon next to her in band for part of the first semester. He charmed her with his "sparkling personality". They were always joking in band and Nic was always giggling at whatever he said. So obvious Nic! Me and kit knew what was goin on before she told us. But he had a long term girlfriend from back in the day (high school) that nic wanted outta the picture of course. Whenever they were together at concerts nic was staring daggers into the poor girl's back. It was justified though i will not expain why. Nic started hangin out with Brian more and oing to nerdy star wars flix with him. Brian is a big star wars nerd. They would go out to dinner together as "friends". Brian then miraculously broke up with his girlfriend? Woah the coincedeces! So him and nic hung out more. Then over winter break somethin happened that changed nic's mind bout brian. We are unsure as to what this momentous moment was. Maybe she had some sort of epiphany as kit likes to say. So she is now over her little crush. Err actually I was jus informed that the sparkling personality is starting to get to her again and that she may be falling for him. This all meanwhile she may be involved with Tony and has an obsession with Josh. It really is a soap opera.
2)Trumpet boy:: has been terminated. Men, take this as some good advice. Us women dun enjoy it when you mess with us then we later find out you have a girlfriend. Either never let us know about the girlfriend ever or dun screw around with us.
1+2): She happened to be most involved with both boys at the same time. Not involved involved, but emotionally involved. The funny thing is they were both ladies' men, vey popular with the ladies. Nic said herself that she seemed to be fallin for those sorts of guys all of a sudden.
3)Hometown boy:: some guy she used to date jus randomling starts talkin about hanging out with her over break, while she is amidst this brian/trumpet boy saga. very confusing? indeed.
6)Tony:: OOh one i jus heard about! I shall qoute the aim. NicoleyStar:"he's my "online boyfriend" but not in a weird way. he's 17 and very nice and apparently in love with me since i hung out with him once over break". so the soap opera continues.
5)Joshua:: Ah the funny new updated josh story. So his name is Ian. But I will not divulge in details. This is Nic's job. She tells the stpry much better than I do. When I get her online I'll get her to type a lil blurb out on ian: so i'm in the music building before jazz fest with laura cuz she had to warm up, but i managed to lose her somehow. while looking for her, i see "joshua" in a practice room. run around screaming like a madman and find laura who gives me a jazz fest ticket to sell to him. walk into practice room and ask if he'd like to buy it, but he said that he was already there because he had to play at it. turns out he's a jazz studies major named Ian. So that's that. maybe 15 minutes later i decide to barge into his practice room. now, keep in mind that i am QUITE inebriated (i dunno how to spell that), wearing a ton of sparkley eyeshadow, and a huge fake diamond studden necklace that says "Playa" "Hi, I dont normally do things like this, and i don't usually wear necklaces like this ::laugh laugh laugh:: but do you have a girlfriend?" "Actually, no." "REALLY?? Would you want to go out sometime?" "Wait... hang out like get to know each other or just go out" "::laugh laugh laugh:: Hang out" "Sure" "Could I get your phone number?" "Sure thing" WOO!

So let me tell you a bit about nic now that you know about the men of her life. She plays the bassoon in my studio so this is how i met her of course. We also play in the same band together and we currently are taking a few classes together. She's nuts, jus to let you know. And she hates the bassoon, which i think is rather funny cause she is here at college for it. But she changed her major. She has a reputation for sounding like a lounge singer, so if you ever come across her ask her to sing you a song or two.

An update on the 04 year to come

Kate

Kate I met through Bryana, cause they are both film nerds. She really like SpongeBob square pants. She has him all over her room. She also has a really cute fish. It is pink, and it is a japanese fighting fish. This is why it is cool. It is called Mr. Bunny. Sometimes when you feed him he burps. He likes to give you kisses too.
She also has fun skirts, and is the only one here who can rival me at scrabble. It takes a lot to beat the scrabble master. She is bohemian now too. It goes along with the skirts.
Kate is now dating John who lives in Ithaca. John designs skateparks. He is a vegetarian type sort of and eats tofu wings (yuck!). He likes bad music but I forgive him cause he likes the comb song and gave a copy to kate, so it is all good.

Cool Brian

He is called cool brian because there are so many brian's and we do have to distinguish between them all. So brian has hung out with us for awhile but he is officially now part of our circle o' people. He used to go to high school with Bryana and kit. Wierd huh? That is how they all knew each other. Brin has great taste in movies that I will hardly ever disagree with:
Bloodsport
Thh Punisher
Demolition Man
To name a few. But when we wanna see a movie we pretty much agree everytime on them. He likes eighties movies too, along with eighties music

Brian wears skirts without any boxers underneath.
Brian is also on the frisbee team and is good friend's with matt. They used to be so close that it was like they were lovers for awhile. It may still be that way....

Here's another poem. It's a poem I wrote for celli, but never gave to her for obvious reasons. It was written in reponse to one of the poems he had on her aim profile about love and cake and clouds and all that mushy romance bleh! Celli is in our studio here, well in theory she is, but we dun see much of her.
Blood
Blood
Blood everywhere
Like the rust on my sword
My bloody sword
The handle sticky
Sticky with blood

I wrote this out on my aim profile. It is my survival kit of sorts. I shall share it with you so you too can be saved from the horrible fate:
Let's talk about living on a girls' floor in college
you either be absorbed, becoming a lady, or survive:
1.watch football, not because you love a certain team (ie: patriots), because you love the sport
2.yell at innanimate objects
3.eat dessert when you want
4.disassemble things
5.don't comb your hair and don't cut it no matter how many strangers walk up to you and ask you to, you're not here to impress others, just make yourself happy
this would be decostructing j's "sensuous woman", but who needs college boys?
This is true. Most colege boys, I find (most being the key word, not all), are not as fun as boys who aren't in college, or this college at least. See, the boys here are either a)homosexual b)drunk c)high or d)unavailable. Oh and they are also e)socially inept and this poses to be a problem cause I can be very socially inept.

Sometimes my college friends say stupid things, or things that are just so amusing they are quotable. My roomie is especially amusing to quote. You can see some of these qoutes on my Stupid quotes page in the college section.

Links

More College poem written by me and the homies
Ithaca College Bassoon Studio-I hide in the back with the short hair. These are all my bassoon buddies! You can see Nic and Kit and Celli here.
Ithaca College-The institution I hail from.
Celli's sink story.-Celli now lives in the east tower where I used to live. After reading her story i'm kinda glad I went to terraces.

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