On-Campus Poetry

On-campus Poetry

So the poetry collection on the college page was getting too long and the page was looking ominous. I decided to add a poetry page of poems that are composed on-campus by me and a few friends. yeah...


icecream
a poem by kit and jen:
i like icecream, it is fun
i wish i owned an ice cream gun

then i could have ice cream in a hot air balloon
oh, i'll have ice cream very soon

first i have to find the cat with the bag
and in his bag there is a tag

and on that tag reads ice cream gun
oh, i will have ice cream by the ton


Cats
A poem by Kit:
cats cats everywhere
cats cats in your hair
"what?" you ask, "what's going on?"
cats they all live on a farm
"but on and farm, why they don't rhyme"
silly person they rhyme just fine!
in my own world, that is to say
look at this gray dreary day
but this poem's sposed to be bout cats
ha ha ha ha ha but that's
just an illusion
to create confusion!


Kit and Monkey

These two poems were written while observing Suzuki classes. Trying to observe Suzuki classes. We had to do something to keep ourselves awake. Poetry was quiet solution. I knew naked tribal dancing wouldn't blow over too well.

Monkeys

Monkeys are furry
They have big ears
They are the chillinest primate
'Cause they don't drink beer

Hunka likes to drink
So he's not a monkey
But thas okay
'Cause he's so hunky

Katie thinks she's illin
and won't add to the fun
But what she doesn't know
Is that I own a gun

What's this about guns?
It was about monkeys
And those who drink beer
But are so hunky

If a monkey could rap
It'd be wicked coo
yuh know what it'd say?
blambahela wicka cwac oot oot ooh!

What if monkeys
Were of different hues
Yellows and greens
And all kinds of blues

They're like a box of chocolates
there are monkeys of all kinds
I wouldn't consume them
Some monkeys have red behinds

I had a pink monkey
I kept as a pet
But, alas, it was stuffed
That's all i could get

Some people eat their brains
I don't see why
The meatiest part of monkey
would be the thigh

What's so great
About monkey brains?
I thought they would cause me
Indigestion pains

You can train a monkey
To do all sotrs of tricks
You can train it to kill people
By throwing bricks

Monkeys are smarter
Than they often appear
They say if it types long enough
You'll have some shakespeare

They can also push buttons
And they can make your bed
Don't take advantage of the monkeys
They might bite your head

Now i've exhausted
The whole monkey topic
But one parting thought
Do you think they taste tropic.....al


Food

I eat cheese
But not peach cobbler
I hate cucumbers
They taste like dog slobber

Well the spawn of the devil
Are the icky tomatoes
I can't say the same
About yummy potatoes

Psh whatev
Tomatoes are da bomb diggety
I eats lots o' dem
And my belly gets biggety


Bananas

Bananas save lives
Bananas are food
Bananas are refrigerated
Bananas are goooood

Bananas are yellow
They like to be eaten
Bananas are mushy
They can't take a beaten

Monkeys eat bananas
Hungry people too
Armadillos don't
But diabetics do

Bananas are silly
They all live in trees
High up off the ground
Up with those monkeys

They don't play golf
'cause they got no arms
They nourosh the elf boys
On the elf boy farms


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