TEN SURE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOTALLY
OBSESSED WITH
BARRY GIBB

You find yourself saying to everyone "Have a Barry good day"

You sing like Mickey Mouse...even in church

You start talking like him. For Ma and Pa you say Mar and Par(COME HOME JOHNNY BRIDIE),
for thought you say thart (I.O.I.O.), and for for fought you say f....no, we won't even go there

You have NOW VOYAGER on vinyl, cassette, CD, and video...and you understand the video

You have a dollar bill with Barry's picture where George's belongs

You rewind Keppel Road continually just to see Barry's sweaty bod gilsten from the heat
(The Hurricane Relief Fund Concert)

You have the letters BAZ embroidered on your pillowcases, your pj's, carved in your tree,
and tatooed on your ummm...oh wherever

Your Barry Gibb lunch box is safely locked up in your glass curio cabinet along with your
Waterford Crystal and Hummel figurines

You keep your Barry...err...Roary the Lion Beanie Baby in a cage because "he is such an animal"