You learn everything there is to know about the TT Races

Your CD player automatically recognizes and starts every CD on a Maurice song

You vow to search to the ends of the earth until you find a hat just like his

You redo your wardrobe to match his. Long coat (One Night Only Concert), leather jacket with
red lining (One For All Concert)

You own SING A RUDE SONG, and paid dearly for it on ebay!

You have a Maurice Gibb window cling plastered to every window and mirror in your house, car,
and office

You rewind Keppel Road over and over again just to see him singing YOU WIN AGAIN without
a hat and glasses

Your license plate says WOGGIE (Robin's baby name for Maurice)

You proudly carry your lunch to work every day in your Maurice Gibb lunch box and endure the
redicule with a smile

Your Maurice...err...Bucky The Beaver Beanie Baby has a special satin pillow on your bed
right next to yours