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Tongue  Twisters
Just Judge Jerry Jennings judges justly.

Some shun sunshine
Do you shun sunshine?

Tom  threw Tim three thumbtacks

Twixt six thick thumbs stick six thick sticks.

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.


Jokes

1.Little Boy:  The people next door must be poor.

  Big Ben:   Why do you think so?

  Little Boy:  Because they made such a fuss about their baby swallowing a dime.

2. Boy:  My teacher was mad at me, because I didn't know where the Great Lakes were.

    Father:  Next time remember where you put things.


3. Jeff went to a friend's house.  He asked his friend, Frank, if he could borrow a book.  Frank said,"I'll be glad to let you use it, but we have a rule that all my books must be read right here at my house."
        A few days later Frank went to Jeff's house and asked if he could borrow the lawn mower. "Of course," Jeff answered.   " But we have a rule that our lawn mower must be used right here."


Puns

1. The three pigs decided to leave home because their father was such an awful boar.

2. Judge: And why did you park your car there?

    John:  Well, the sign said, FINE FOR PARKING.

3. Kathy:  How's business?

    Tailor:  Just sew, sew.