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The REAL Console Wars, Part 5
By Chaos
Well, in our last adventure, Magus, Edgar, Bannon, and DLE's only known whereabouts were at Gold Saucer, and Jack Azz's moving fortress of peril, but on both occasions, the team mysteriously disappeared. Kharis Knightwind was captured. Meanwhile Kaitlin joined Tritoch, Tortolia, Bio, and Evil Knight, but Locke was unfortunately killed by a mysterious essence. At any rate, here we go!
Unknown: You guys okay?
Tortolia: Ugh.
Tritoch: I think so.
Kaitlin: Cure3-All!
All: Yippee!
Evil Knight: Poor Locke.
Bio: Yeah. Even though he was Nintendo, he was worthy of PSX.
Unknown: Anyway, follow me.
Tritoch: Take that hood off! Show us your face!
Unknown: Uh, okay.
All: *Gasp*
Kaitlin: Alan!
Alan: Yes, it is me! Alan, Master Paladin! Save the formalities for later, we best be on our way.
Bio: Yeah, but where are we?
They all look around. They are in a dark room, lined with different colored ribbons.
Alan: The Gold Saucer storage room. The door is just over here.
So they leave the storage room. On the other side, music is playing, people are laughing, everything is nice!
Kaitlin: I thought...
Bio: What the...
Alan: When you guys were confronted, Gold Saucer didn't change, your location did. Come to Ghost Hotel, I'll explain.
Meanwhile...
A vortex opens, over a river.
Edgar: AAAAAA!!
Magus: EEEEEE!!
DLE: OOOOOO!!
Bannon: WAAAAA!!
They land with a splash, and swim to shore.
DLE: Whew. We made it.
Magus: I wonder if we'll be sucked up again?
Edgar: Guys, look!
They turn in Edgar's direction, and see dust piling. They realize it is Jack Azz's army.
Magus: Let's infiltrate them!
Edgar: Yeah! Get 'em!
DLE: I'm gonna get that N64 Man!
To be continued...
The REAL Console Wars, Part 6
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