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Dire Chaos story: Me vs Me
Cire Gnilwob: HA! You fool, I will crush you.
Me: NEVER! One's blood will spill here, but it won't be mine.
Cire Gnilwob: Oh yeah? Killhimandmakeitsohecannotrevive3!!!!
Me: HEY! No Moogle War spells allowed!
Cire: Oh, sorry. Okay. (hacks into me with his sword)
Me: AUUUUUUGH!!!! TAKE THIS, YOU IGNORANT BASTARD!!!!! (stabs
him in the head with my sword)
Cire: AJHIKHDA(&U@_)(!~&!!!! HAHA!
Me: Okay, that's it. (He wraps his cape around him, his long hair
blowing in the wind, flapping on his black armour.)
"I am matter.....
I am anti matter....
I can see your past....
I can see your future....
I consume time.....
And I will consume YOU!!!!!!!"
Cire: AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! You stole that from MarioRPG!
Me: So did you, you're my evil side, remember?
Cire: Oh yeah.
Mog: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!! WE MUST ASSIMULATE YOU ALL!!!!
Moogle Borg army at my door: WE ARE THE MOOGLE BORG! RESISTANCE
IS FUTILE! YOU WILL BE ASSIMULATED, KUPO!
Me: That's it, I've had it with this. I need a break.
Suddenly, Mog, my evil side, and the Moogle Borg army find
themselves in a dense jungle, with a small Tyranosaur right next
to them.
Mog: Assimulate the baby Rex.
Cire: No! Wait! (points to the two VERY large T-Rexes staring
at them.)
Mog: That Eric! He's done it again! We're stuck in a stupid
situation again! (swears to the sky)
Me: Okay Mog, I'll make sure you all have a good time in my Lost
World spoof. Muhahahaha!
A Moogle Borg walks over to baby T-Rex, and is crushed by Momma.
Cire: Aw !%!!, Momma's veeeeeeeery angry...
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To be continued in: FINAL FANTASY MEETS LOST WORLD (NOOOOOOOO! ANOTHER CHEAP CROSSOVER!!!)
Final Fantasy Meets Lost World: Part One
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